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Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:00 am
by seanandruby
Bought something i need yesterday and then went into costa for a coffee. i thought i might as well put it on, so went into the toilet. I came out sat down with the wife, talking away and a young woman went into the toilet that i had just came out of. A couple of minutes later, the young lady walked over and said, 'did you leave this behind when you came out of there.' I was just about to say nooooooo not me. But my wife said, 'oh, yes thanks, he did.' Why does it always have to be a good looking woman? Moral of the story ....if you get an itch an need to buy cream wait till you get home before applying ANUSOL!!!

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:27 am
by mickg
LMAO

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 9:45 am
by Dave_L
FAIL!!!!! haha

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:57 am
by Stuarty
Ouch! Bet you wanted the ground to open up heh :laugh:

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 12:02 pm
by lutonlagerlout
OMFG LMAO
went to a stag do in holland years ago
stags dad asked me to take his toiletries bag as he had bought the missus prezzies (in retrospect stupid ,but he was a stand up guy)
needless to say got the tug at customs
first thing they pulled out was the anusol
i could hear the thwack of rubber gloves being pulled on in my mind
luckily they PTSL and let me go
LLL

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:12 pm
by seanandruby
Still dying just thinking about it :laugh: I crack up with every application, wife keeps saying ' make sure you put it away.' :laugh:

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:34 pm
by rab1
arse, lol. :D

Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:00 pm
by haggistini
dont rub it in boys....

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:42 am
by ilovesettsonmondays
coffee with cream :D

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:15 pm
by lutonlagerlout
pls i cant face another latte now :laugh:
LLL

Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:55 pm
by Suggers
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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 5:44 am
by Suggers
Jordan embarrasses horse, with her new equine range - -

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Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:33 am
by jonnyboyentire
Suggers wrote:Jordan embarrasses horse, with her new equine range - -

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"Look at the fetlocks on that....!!!"

Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:16 pm
by flowjoe
Laughed longer and harder at that than the Eric Sykes Biography i have just read on me jollies :laugh:

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:22 am
by lutonlagerlout
worth a read davey?
LLL