Embarrasing moment

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seanandruby
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Post: # 55528Post seanandruby

Bought something i need yesterday and then went into costa for a coffee. i thought i might as well put it on, so went into the toilet. I came out sat down with the wife, talking away and a young woman went into the toilet that i had just came out of. A couple of minutes later, the young lady walked over and said, 'did you leave this behind when you came out of there.' I was just about to say nooooooo not me. But my wife said, 'oh, yes thanks, he did.' Why does it always have to be a good looking woman? Moral of the story ....if you get an itch an need to buy cream wait till you get home before applying ANUSOL!!!
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Post: # 55529Post mickg

LMAO
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Post: # 55530Post Dave_L

FAIL!!!!! haha
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Stuarty
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Post: # 55536Post Stuarty

Ouch! Bet you wanted the ground to open up heh :laugh:

lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 55538Post lutonlagerlout

OMFG LMAO
went to a stag do in holland years ago
stags dad asked me to take his toiletries bag as he had bought the missus prezzies (in retrospect stupid ,but he was a stand up guy)
needless to say got the tug at customs
first thing they pulled out was the anusol
i could hear the thwack of rubber gloves being pulled on in my mind
luckily they PTSL and let me go
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seanandruby
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Post: # 55555Post seanandruby

Still dying just thinking about it :laugh: I crack up with every application, wife keeps saying ' make sure you put it away.' :laugh:
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Post: # 55564Post rab1

arse, lol. :D
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Post: # 55576Post haggistini

dont rub it in boys....
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Post: # 55578Post ilovesettsonmondays

coffee with cream :D

lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 55580Post lutonlagerlout

pls i cant face another latte now :laugh:
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Post: # 55582Post Suggers

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Post: # 55660Post Suggers

Jordan embarrasses horse, with her new equine range - -

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Post: # 55661Post jonnyboyentire

Suggers wrote:Jordan embarrasses horse, with her new equine range - -

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Post: # 55669Post flowjoe

Laughed longer and harder at that than the Eric Sykes Biography i have just read on me jollies :laugh:
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 55677Post lutonlagerlout

worth a read davey?
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