A little note about muslim terroists
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I found this on facebook this morning........
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some $unt in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"
No shit
....It's not like it could get much flipping worse
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some $unt in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"
No shit
....It's not like it could get much flipping worse
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not to be contentions but i have this argument with ignorant lads on site, muslims are in the majority far cleaner than most westerners, they wash to pray 5 times a day, they wash their bits after going to the toilet etc
i'm about to read the koran, i'm fully signed up atheists but have read the bible so i can be informed on the point so think i should also be informed on what the koran actually says rather than what the media or extremists tell us.
i'm about to read the koran, i'm fully signed up atheists but have read the bible so i can be informed on the point so think i should also be informed on what the koran actually says rather than what the media or extremists tell us.
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i find it impossible to pigeon hole people by race religion and political views
every time you do someone opens your eyes
most religion seems to work on a bullying basis ,fear and reward
do as i say and you get *this8
go against me and burn in hell forever?
I like regligon purely because it gives people a moral and ethical code to live their lives by
without it we would all be nihilistic or a plain bore like dawkins
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every time you do someone opens your eyes
most religion seems to work on a bullying basis ,fear and reward
do as i say and you get *this8
go against me and burn in hell forever?
I like regligon purely because it gives people a moral and ethical code to live their lives by
without it we would all be nihilistic or a plain bore like dawkins
LLL
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..............And in some cases a code to die for, and take innocent people with you. ???lutonlagerlout wrote:i find it impossible to pigeon hole people by race religion and political views
every time you do someone opens your eyes
most religion seems to work on a bullying basis ,fear and reward
do as i say and you get *this8
go against me and burn in hell forever?
I like regligon purely because it gives people a moral and ethical code to live their lives by
without it we would all be nihilistic or a plain bore like dawkins
LLL
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my mums religious so is mrs rab, my mums best friend is jewish and i know that they all eat bacon rolls every sunday morning.
religion is all about understanding and hope, not about blowing yourself up to prove a point. sad but true there's always warped little men who use religion to fuel their twisted ideas and have others sacrifice themselves for "the cause".
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religion is all about understanding and hope, not about blowing yourself up to prove a point. sad but true there's always warped little men who use religion to fuel their twisted ideas and have others sacrifice themselves for "the cause".
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I'm still amazed that people believe in some bronze age fairy-tale.
Injured summed it up.
The basic question is "Is there a God ? "
Of course there isn't.
"How odd of God
To choose the Jews
But not so odd, as those that choose,
A jewish god,
And spurn the Jews"
:p
Injured summed it up.
The basic question is "Is there a God ? "
Of course there isn't.
"How odd of God
To choose the Jews
But not so odd, as those that choose,
A jewish god,
And spurn the Jews"
:p
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Richard jeni. Sadly blew his head off.Mikey_C wrote:I am quoting a comedian but can't remember which one, but
all religious wars are just a fight over who's got the best imaginary friend.
WC Fields laying on his deathbed reading the bible. His mate said " i thought you did'nt believe in god?" He said " i'm not i'm just blooking for loopholes". Or something like that
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