A little note about muslim terroists

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Post: # 53892Post msh paving

I found this on facebook this morning........
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hotdogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some $unt in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You wipe your arse with your hand
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"

No shit
....It's not like it could get much flipping worse
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Post: # 53893Post GB_Groundworks

not to be contentions but i have this argument with ignorant lads on site, muslims are in the majority far cleaner than most westerners, they wash to pray 5 times a day, they wash their bits after going to the toilet etc

i'm about to read the koran, i'm fully signed up atheists but have read the bible so i can be informed on the point so think i should also be informed on what the koran actually says rather than what the media or extremists tell us.
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Post: # 53894Post henpecked

Watch the 'Four Lions' film by Chris Morris.

Its a great comedy in itself, but does deal with the issue very well by showing both sides of the Muslim world (extremists / religion)

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Post: # 53895Post lutonlagerlout

i find it impossible to pigeon hole people by race religion and political views
every time you do someone opens your eyes
most religion seems to work on a bullying basis ,fear and reward
do as i say and you get *this8
go against me and burn in hell forever?

I like regligon purely because it gives people a moral and ethical code to live their lives by
without it we would all be nihilistic or a plain bore like dawkins
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Post: # 53896Post seanandruby

lutonlagerlout wrote:i find it impossible to pigeon hole people by race religion and political views
every time you do someone opens your eyes
most religion seems to work on a bullying basis ,fear and reward
do as i say and you get *this8
go against me and burn in hell forever?

I like regligon purely because it gives people a moral and ethical code to live their lives by
without it we would all be nihilistic or a plain bore like dawkins
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..............And in some cases a code to die for, and take innocent people with you. ???
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Post: # 53897Post lutonlagerlout

edited CBA getting involved on religon
:)
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Edited By lutonlagerlout on 1284223282
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Post: # 53898Post IanMelb

I reckon everyone should have the right to believe what they want - however, I draw the line at when that belief affects others in a detrimental fashion. Live and let live, but don't try and tell me that I must live like you :)

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Post: # 53899Post Injured

All religions tell you to love thy neighbour but none of them can. So none of them can practice what they preach. :p
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Post: # 53902Post rab1

my mums religious so is mrs rab, my mums best friend is jewish and i know that they all eat bacon rolls every sunday morning.

religion is all about understanding and hope, not about blowing yourself up to prove a point. sad but true there's always warped little men who use religion to fuel their twisted ideas and have others sacrifice themselves for "the cause".

???
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Post: # 53908Post lutonlagerlout

well said rab, my sentiment exactly
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Post: # 53914Post Suggers

I'm still amazed that people believe in some bronze age fairy-tale.

Injured summed it up.
The basic question is "Is there a God ? "

Of course there isn't.

"How odd of God
To choose the Jews
But not so odd, as those that choose,
A jewish god,
And spurn the Jews"
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Post: # 53915Post Mikey_C

I am quoting a comedian but can't remember which one, but

all religious wars are just a fight over who's got the best imaginary friend.

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Post: # 53921Post seanandruby

Mikey_C wrote:I am quoting a comedian but can't remember which one, but

all religious wars are just a fight over who's got the best imaginary friend.
Richard jeni. Sadly blew his head off.
WC Fields laying on his deathbed reading the bible. His mate said " i thought you did'nt believe in god?" He said " i'm not i'm just blooking for loopholes". Or something like that :)
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Post: # 53922Post seanandruby

This must be the longest debate about religion (14 posts ) without a punch up starting :laugh:
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Post: # 53932Post Suggers

I've just puched up.... :laugh:
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