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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:35 pm
by n0chex
RIP Michael Jackson ....it's a sad day indeed.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:28 am
by bodgeitandscarper
When the paramedic was pi55ing about trying to start Michael Jacksons heart, Michael said you 'wanna be starting something'
Sorry for the joke.
I grew up with his music and it is indeed a sad day.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:59 am
by oioisonnyboy
what's the difference between Michael Jackson RIP and Sir Alex Ferguson?
...
Only one will still be playing Giggs next month
nasty I know but it was only a matter of time before all the jokes came out.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:39 pm
by Suggers
He didn't die of a heart attack - he was in the children's ward and had a stroke.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:37 pm
by n0chex
On Hot Deals someone wrote - Will he pull through, won't he - its a thriller....Fruitcake.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:16 pm
by Dave_L
I can't believe the speed the text message jokes propagate after these type of events!!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:23 pm
by meany
Since michael jackson is 99% plastic,he will not be cremated.Instead,he will be melted down and turned into Lego so the children can still play with him.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:34 pm
by Dave_L
Cringes!!!! Still, very clever.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:41 pm
by bobbi o
Jockeys at Ascot races will wear black arm bands in respect for Jacko,who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.
Early reports say that Michael jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over.
etc.etc
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:48 pm
by Tommy
Everyone seems to have forgotten that ex Charlie's angel and pin up star, Farrah Fawcett also died today after a long battle with cancer.
- She was given one wish when entering the pearly gates. She said without hesistation - make sure my kids are safe... and hey presto...
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:28 pm
by seanandruby
Only patrick swayze to go next and i've got a tenner treble up.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:53 pm
by Dave_L
Yeah we also do a Celebrity Death Match sweepstake, I've got Maggie T on mine. None had MJ.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:37 pm
by Suggers
Latest news - his unfortunate death was due to drugs -
They found Class A in the toilet, Class B in the living room, and the whole of Class C in the bedroom.
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:43 pm
by Dave_L
Suggers wrote:Latest news - his unfortunate death was due to drugs -
They found Class A in the toilet, Class B in the living room, and the whole of Class C in the bedroom.
*sigh* oh I love the MJ joke resurrections!!!!!!
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:00 pm
by Suggers
He'll only be a footnote in the history of popular music - wrote nothing - not a bad dancer.