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n0chex
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Post: # 39172Post n0chex

RIP Michael Jackson ....it's a sad day indeed.
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bodgeitandscarper
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Post: # 39173Post bodgeitandscarper

When the paramedic was pi55ing about trying to start Michael Jacksons heart, Michael said you 'wanna be starting something'

Sorry for the joke.

I grew up with his music and it is indeed a sad day.
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oioisonnyboy
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Post: # 39174Post oioisonnyboy

what's the difference between Michael Jackson RIP and Sir Alex Ferguson?

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Only one will still be playing Giggs next month

nasty I know but it was only a matter of time before all the jokes came out.
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Post: # 39175Post Suggers

He didn't die of a heart attack - he was in the children's ward and had a stroke.
"Meet the new boss - same as the old boss - We all get fooled again"
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n0chex
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Post: # 39177Post n0chex

On Hot Deals someone wrote - Will he pull through, won't he - its a thriller....Fruitcake.
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Post: # 39179Post Dave_L

I can't believe the speed the text message jokes propagate after these type of events!!
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meany
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Post: # 39180Post meany

Since michael jackson is 99% plastic,he will not be cremated.Instead,he will be melted down and turned into Lego so the children can still play with him.
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Post: # 39182Post Dave_L

Cringes!!!! Still, very clever.
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Post: # 39183Post bobbi o

Jockeys at Ascot races will wear black arm bands in respect for Jacko,who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.


Early reports say that Michael jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macauley Culkin stayed over.

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Tommy
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Post: # 39184Post Tommy

Everyone seems to have forgotten that ex Charlie's angel and pin up star, Farrah Fawcett also died today after a long battle with cancer.



- She was given one wish when entering the pearly gates. She said without hesistation - make sure my kids are safe... and hey presto...
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Post: # 39185Post seanandruby

Only patrick swayze to go next and i've got a tenner treble up.
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Post: # 39186Post Dave_L

Yeah we also do a Celebrity Death Match sweepstake, I've got Maggie T on mine. None had MJ.
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Post: # 39189Post Suggers

Latest news - his unfortunate death was due to drugs -
They found Class A in the toilet, Class B in the living room, and the whole of Class C in the bedroom.
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Post: # 39190Post Dave_L

Suggers wrote:Latest news - his unfortunate death was due to drugs -
They found Class A in the toilet, Class B in the living room, and the whole of Class C in the bedroom.
*sigh* oh I love the MJ joke resurrections!!!!!!
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He'll only be a footnote in the history of popular music - wrote nothing - not a bad dancer.
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