The Brew Cabin

Posted: **Sun May 06, 2007 3:43 am**

random....can't find the very recent thread that touched on randomness....
In middle '70's a good tiling friend of mine, wento lay large quarrys in a large living-rooom for one of The New Squeakers during the day. Please lay the tiles randomley - wos the note on the table - finally finishes at around seven, and v, pleased with result -
Returns in the morn to point, collect tools, & money etc., to find all quarry tiles pulled up, and in heap...
Martin ses - what's happened, you said lay them randomly?
Marty ses - yes, but I didn't mean THAT randomly.....

Martin quietly picked up his gear and left.

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 3:37 pm**

bit like tommy cooper when he asked for a hot hot hot coffee
when he got it he said "not that bleedin hot!"
LLL

Posted: **Mon May 07, 2007 4:14 pm**

Heh, id be quite inclined to pick my stuff up and walk too lol

Posted: **Wed May 09, 2007 5:56 pm**

I know it's pedantic, but I cringe when I see the phrase "random pattern". A layout is either random, or it's a pattern. If it's a pattern, it isn't random, and if it's random, it can't be a pattern.

I must draw up a dozen random layouts each week, and I can guarantee half of them will come from architects or the sort of people who really ought to know better, but don't and ask for a "random laying pattern". Eeeurrrggghhh!!

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 4:09 pm**

Being even more cringingly pedantic, does something necessarily have to be symmetrical or repeat in order to be a pattern?

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