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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:02 pm
by seanandruby
i was stood next to a west indian in the toilet and happened to notice his 3 card ( as you do ). i said to him" i would like one like that". he said " when we are kids our mothers hang weights on them ". so i hung a brick off mine all week long and its working as its already started to...... turn black :laugh: :laugh:
Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:51 pm
by lutonlagerlout
lol i have heard the less politically correct version of that joke mate
btw did you hear dawn french was arrested at customs yesterday???
she had 40 lbs of crack in her knickers 
LLL
Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:21 am
by Suggers
2 chickens walking down the road - one says to the other -
"Shall we cross now?"
Other chicken says -
"Best not, we'll never hear the end of it."