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seanandruby
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Post: # 16809Post seanandruby

i was stood next to a west indian in the toilet and happened to notice his 3 card ( as you do ). i said to him" i would like one like that". he said " when we are kids our mothers hang weights on them ". so i hung a brick off mine all week long and its working as its already started to...... turn black :laugh: :laugh:
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 16822Post lutonlagerlout

lol i have heard the less politically correct version of that joke mate
btw did you hear dawn french was arrested at customs yesterday???
she had 40 lbs of crack in her knickers :)
LLL
"what,you want paying today??"

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Suggers
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Post: # 16825Post Suggers

2 chickens walking down the road - one says to the other -
"Shall we cross now?"
Other chicken says -
"Best not, we'll never hear the end of it."
"Meet the new boss - same as the old boss - We all get fooled again"
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