Acting the goat

Post: # 94140Post **seanandruby** Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:15 pm

Don't usually get the Sun but only paper available at 5. 00 am in garage. Reading an intersting story on page 14 and realised that no matter how much they try and disguise her face I'm sure I went out with her when she was a kid :;): :laugh:

Post: # 94151Post **Tony McC** Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:37 am

I'd rather read the ingredient list on a pack of cornflakes than that lying rag of a comic

JFT96

Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:33 pm

same as never like it before hillsborough,less now
LLL

Post: # 94182Post **Tony McC** Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:00 am

So: what's the craic with this lass you used to court, Sean?

Post: # 94188Post **seanandruby** Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:33 am

......It was a joke Tony, you needed to have read the item to appreciate it :p

Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:02 pm

i didnt think you did humour sean?
LLL :;):

Post: # 94197Post **seanandruby** Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:59 pm

I do all the emotions LLL

:;):

Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:02 am

i guess its goat related

never saw it or read the paper so hard to get into context
maybe we can smile together

LLL

Post: # 94203Post **seanandruby** Sat Dec 07, 2013 8:42 am

It was indeed. It was the man who was in court for having sex with a goat. The prosecution brought the goat into court as a witness :laugh: The guy got 10 years. The photo of the goat had a black strip over it,s eyes to disguise it, like they do in readers wives. Hence my post that died a thousand deaths :p . Oh well i'll go back to being a miserable b*****d :;):

Post: # 94209Post **Tony McC** Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:34 am

Were you worried she (I assume it was a Nanny and not a Billy!) would name you in court, Sean?

Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:21 am

its like the old welsh joke
taff has sex for the first time and her mother walks in
what did she say?
baa-baa :laugh:

my nan was welsh BTW :;):
LLL

Post: # 94215Post **seanandruby** Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:32 am

No, not in the goataphile ring :laugh:

lemoncurd1702 · Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:08 pm

I was in the viewing gallery of the local court watching the proceedings of a divorce case.
The woman wanted to divorce her husband as she claimed he had been having sex with a ghost.
The judge quite rightly was somewhat skeptical about this and asked the courtroom if anybody had ever experienced sex with a ghost.
A man stands up and declares that he indeed has. The Judge says "what, you mean that you have actually had sex with a ghost". The man went red faced and replied "sorry m'lord I thought you said a goat".

A mate of mine was asked on his driving test if he could make a u-turn, he replied "give me my wellies and I'll make her bleeding eyes water.

mickg · Post: # 94225Post **mickg** Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:51 pm

the judge said how low can you go so he replied a dachshund your honour

Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:07 am

#loweringthetone LMAO
LLL :laugh: