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seanandruby
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Post: # 73258Post seanandruby

as most of you are aware i have been having hag with my pakistani neighbour. He has in the past, let down the tyres on another neighbours car, sabotaged endless stuff, fences, walls etc: he had pulled out my phone line. But now he has overstepped the mark, he has........knocked my snowmans head off :angry: me and the gran'kids spent hours on it. Rip mr frosty we will have our revenge :;):
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Post: # 73259Post Carberry

Too far..... too far.

I think a giant snow penis on his lawn is in order.

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Maybe write Muhammad and stick a turban on it if you really want to drive him nuts :laugh:

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Post: # 73262Post seanandruby

lmao :laugh:
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Post: # 73264Post London Stone Paving

Or you could just give him a slap :;):

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Post: # 73266Post parishpaver

London Stone Paving wrote:Or you could just give him a slap :;):
If you want it reporting as a racially motivated crime and have your need to describe him as your pakistani neighbour (rather than just your neighbour ) used as evidence by the prosecution.

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Post: # 73268Post Carberry

parishpaver wrote:
London Stone Paving wrote:Or you could just give him a slap :;):

If you want it reporting as a racially motivated crime and have your need to describe him as your pakistani neighbour (rather than just your neighbour ) used as evidence by the prosecution.
Im friends with a few police officers and they all said the same thing, any time an asian is involved they try and escalate it and say that they were called paki, that it was racially motivated and that it was a hate crime.

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Post: # 73269Post local patios and driveway

Yep the pakistani bit incriminates you

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Post: # 73271Post Pablo

Did you follow the footsteps back to his house Sean thats what Kojak would do.:{
Can't see it from my house

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Post: # 73274Post haggistini

Are you sure it ain't melted?

If he's still fecking about I'd get some CCTV and keep a log of his antics as evidence its the only way nowadays... Also mates with to much manure and a tipper are handy!
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Post: # 73276Post rab1

What would have Colombo done, that's what you need to think about to prove his (the neighbours) guilt. ???
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Post: # 73278Post haggistini

Colombo would just keep popping round with his Cuban cigar scratching his head for 2 hours untill he confessed!
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Post: # 73279Post mickg

just hit him and tell the judge that the neighbour called you a paddy and that's racist too :)
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Post: # 73286Post Mikey_C

I think you'll find the the term pakistani is descriptive not offence, otherwise we would have known if it was the other english neighbour that had performed this unwarranted and unprovoked physical attack on Mr. S.Nowman :;):

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Post: # 73294Post London Stone Paving

parishpaver wrote:
London Stone Paving wrote:Or you could just give him a slap :;):

If you want it reporting as a racially motivated crime and have your need to describe him as your pakistani neighbour (rather than just your neighbour ) used as evidence by the prosecution.
The wink was used for a reason PP

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Post: # 73304Post GB_Groundworks

putting my moderator hat on, id ask that we keep the tone away from any racism im not suggesting anyone has been racist etc but fr tony's sake lets not even go there. but that is out of order
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