Onesies - Whats the score!!
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I thought I was down with the youth until I went to Ibiza in August. Me and my mates were all aged between 30-32 and we were like relics from a bygone era.
i always thought that a hairy chest was a sign of being a man. we discovered to our horror that 95% of girls under the age of 28 prefer a man with a waxed chest. we actually did the research in the west end of ibiza. its also essential to have a really wank tatoo, somehting like a bar code or chinese style writing. trousers that fall down as you walk are also essential wear. On also you have to walk like a nob head as if your head is on a roll ball joint while pounding your fists together like a monkey. I really dont get it and I've always considered myself young at heart. i think its innovation for the sake of innovation, bit like that wavy paving i've seen around
i always thought that a hairy chest was a sign of being a man. we discovered to our horror that 95% of girls under the age of 28 prefer a man with a waxed chest. we actually did the research in the west end of ibiza. its also essential to have a really wank tatoo, somehting like a bar code or chinese style writing. trousers that fall down as you walk are also essential wear. On also you have to walk like a nob head as if your head is on a roll ball joint while pounding your fists together like a monkey. I really dont get it and I've always considered myself young at heart. i think its innovation for the sake of innovation, bit like that wavy paving i've seen around
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Men wearing baby grows and ugg boots out in public hasn’t caught on round here yet, there’s easier ways to get your head kicked in! Unfortunately wank bar code tattoo’s on the back of people’s necks is becoming very popular.
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Keeps them from forgetting who they are, and if it maybe helps them to remember they've a missus and kids, it's a good thing. Worked recently with some other contractors for a while, one of the lads was covered in tattoos of his kids names, and his ladies, which any decent Bloke would take as a sign of his devotion and adoration of his Partner and offspring. Not this plank, he was having an affair with some other gal, a regular state of "affairs2 so we learned, and some of the tats were only weeks old!! His brain couldn't cope with linking the tats with why he'd done them in the first place. He had a Barcode too!! Maybe they are real barcodes from the Donut factory their made in!!:laugh:
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The barcodes will come in handy when the New World Order take over and whisk everyone off to this place.
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I've converted a few women. They all told me they hated chest hair until they fell asleep playing with mine :laugh:London Stone Paving wrote:I thought I was down with the youth until I went to Ibiza in August. Me and my mates were all aged between 30-32 and we were like relics from a bygone era.
i always thought that a hairy chest was a sign of being a man. we discovered to our horror that 95% of girls under the age of 28 prefer a man with a waxed chest. we actually did the research in the west end of ibiza. its also essential to have a really wank tatoo, somehting like a bar code or chinese style writing. trousers that fall down as you walk are also essential wear. On also you have to walk like a nob head as if your head is on a roll ball joint while pounding your fists together like a monkey. I really dont get it and I've always considered myself young at heart. i think its innovation for the sake of innovation, bit like that wavy paving i've seen around
I'm only 27 and I felt like I was from the 19th century when I had to go and babysit a group of teenagers from 13-16 years old. I still wonder if I was that thick as a kid :laugh:
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Ibiza dont think i could handle it anymore :;):
do you mean the west end of san antonio steve?
ibiza town is a much more mature age group ,10 of us went 3 years ago on a stag do and ibiza town was great,apart from the cost!!
I used to go to all the illegal raves around the M25 in the second summer of love,and TBH never fitted in even then
but it kept me in trouble
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do you mean the west end of san antonio steve?
ibiza town is a much more mature age group ,10 of us went 3 years ago on a stag do and ibiza town was great,apart from the cost!!
I used to go to all the illegal raves around the M25 in the second summer of love,and TBH never fitted in even then
but it kept me in trouble
LLL
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San Antonio yeh. We were thinking about going to Ibiza town next year but I've heard its a dear dolutonlagerlout wrote:Ibiza dont think i could handle it anymore :;):
do you mean the west end of san antonio steve?
ibiza town is a much more mature age group ,10 of us went 3 years ago on a stag do and ibiza town was great,apart from the cost!!
I used to go to all the illegal raves around the M25 in the second summer of love,and TBH never fitted in even then
but it kept me in trouble
LLL
There is a place called Beech Caves up in staffordshire where I come from. half a dozen people went down there for a party and the "rave in the cave was born". the following week a few more people turned up and from there it just snowballed. Eventually you couldn't park a car within 2 miles of Beech caves and the police started closing the roads to try and discourage people going there. Obviously that didnt stop anybody and people would park thier cars miles away and just trek across fields for miles to get there. Eventually though they came up with a cunning strategy to bomb the rave. A local farmer filled the caves with a foot of pig shit. It was never quite the same after that
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Talking of onesies and womens tights etc I've got the opposite problem at work for the next couple of weeks.
Too feckin hot!
I'm working in a telephone exchange and it's like a sauna.
It may sound like luxury but I promise you sweating your bollox off isn't particularly comfortable whatever time of the year it is.
Too feckin hot!
I'm working in a telephone exchange and it's like a sauna.
It may sound like luxury but I promise you sweating your bollox off isn't particularly comfortable whatever time of the year it is.