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Post: # 45144Post msh paving

Thats getting a bit heavy giles,not my place to say but i thinck its to quick for that , but if shes very hot and very wild there migh be a good reason ........... :D :D regards MSH
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Post: # 45146Post DNgroundworks

Biggest kick in the mouth ive ever head anyway, defo some me time required.......... well me and whichever girl decides to come back to mine after a night out :p

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Post: # 45147Post mickg

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to bed. Both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber.

The man calls over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."

So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.

The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"

The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman rolls out. As she returns to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.

The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "clumsy bitch"

:D :D
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Post: # 45162Post GB_Groundworks

done, the joys of letting the world know via face book giles is now single --- watch out girls haha already flirting with a lass, man i'm a sly dog these days
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Post: # 45167Post lutonlagerlout

she nursed you through your darkest hour
your skin came off like a glove in her gentle hand
she tended to your manly needs

and you dump her on face book!!

giles you have gone up 3 points in my estimation :;):

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Post: # 45168Post msh paving

Nice one LLL , straight to the point no messing MSH
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Post: # 45178Post GB_Groundworks

i didn't dump her on face book haha it was msn hahaha lol, but then you have to change it on there or all the girls think your a cheat lol

haha, she did say but i came to see you in hospital.
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Post: # 45179Post msh paving

Another notch on the bedpost, next please..............

:D :D MSH
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Post: # 45186Post lutonlagerlout

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Post: # 45206Post DNgroundworks

Giles :D next..... great init

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Post: # 45322Post GB_Groundworks

haha plus got more time to get the club ship shape haha

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next.......
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Post: # 45478Post henpecked

Ive got a facebook freezer if you want it. Put the e-mail of your victim in and their account is frozen till you take it off or they change thier log in mail.

Childish ,I know but fun!

Hp

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Post: # 45481Post Dave_L

henpecked wrote:Ive got a facebook freezer if you want it. Put the e-mail of your victim in and their account is frozen till you take it off or they change thier log in mail.

Childish ,I know but fun!

Hp
This could be very useful.

How do I put the wife in the freezer without her knowing?
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