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seanandruby
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Post: # 44094Post seanandruby

Are we seeing LLL's altar ego coming out? Maybe you could write a poem set around your pictures and set it to music. Tate gallery next year m8 :;):
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Post: # 44095Post flowjoe

I can see it now, Tony Harts gallery on `Vision On`with this music playing in the background LLL Arse Music :D
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Post: # 44096Post mickg

There was a man from Luton who was a lager lout
and every time it snowed he was seen prancing about
he thought it would be funny to be outside looking sparse
but little did he know he was flashing his builders arse
he suffered from cabin fever and could not sit down for long
lets hope next time he does not just wear a thong
as all the ladies will be shivering with fright and fear
hoping they don't get a glimpse of his shriveled up gear

Merry Christmas Luton and all the best for the new year :D
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Post: # 44097Post lutonlagerlout

ROFLMAO :) :) :)

just waiting for taxi now but really am laughing out loud
you have a talent there mickg

merry xmas all

LLL :)
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Post: # 44098Post mickg

haha thank you, i have not done one for years, the one below was wrote about 10 years ago when the owner of a local plant hire company was always changing the rules with his prices after we had verbally agreed them, and he drove a shogun hence the link to big jeep as he hated it being called a jeep and there was a saying back then "stop spitting your dummy out" as we would have very heated debates on the phone over prices, deliveries off hires etc

anyway here it is..............

My name is paul and a drive a big jeep
i made a mistake and i feel i could weep
we agreed a price for a dumper and digger
but when the bill came i had made it bigger
i got a reply saying i'm not paying that
cos i think your a thieving t**t
if i had my time again i would certainly think twice
never do it again and always be nice
and now its come on top its just not funny
f*****g hell carl wheres me dummy

I took it into his office he read it and we was both rolling about laughing, since then we have got on great :)
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Post: # 44102Post Injured

Brilliant!!! :D
Can just see him running round to that music. lmao
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Post: # 44103Post GB_Groundworks

round are way still got 6 to 8 inches of snow, took the old girl out for a play today so much better off road than my navara haha

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found this at the back of the barn as well

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first proper chance to use it in a few years
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Post: # 57172Post lutonlagerlout

and yet more snow
when will it end?
LLL :(
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Post: # 57194Post rab1

After the past 2 weeks we`ve had nothing.
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Post: # 57211Post michaelthegardener

the road this morning Image

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Post: # 57214Post haggistini

snow joke .....(sorry)!
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Post: # 57215Post michaelthegardener

this was it yesterday mornin Image

someones just slowly come in the top of the road sideways ! im going to see me girlfriend later think ill walk its only about a mile :) think ill get down to the main road ok in the van but not back up again :(

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Post: # 57221Post Tony McC

My grand-daughter helping me deliver Christmas cards to neighbours this morning....

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Post: # 57222Post lutonlagerlout

i bought miss lout a sledge friday,£15 for a piece of plastic with a 900mm long bit of rope
thats 5 pints of guiness!!!
LLL :;):
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Post: # 57229Post seanandruby

Nice picture boss. I'm just waiting for my youngest g'daughter to arrive to help me build a snowman. LLL next time you have 5 pints of the black stuff, think, bloody hell i could of got mini lout a sledge for the price of that :;): :)
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