A thoughtful scottish husband

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bobbi o
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Post: # 43892Post bobbi o

A THOUGHTFUL SCOTTISH HUSBAND?


Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out for a pint at the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said,

'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie..'

she replied, ' Awe Jock that's awfy nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'



'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating aff while I'm oot.'
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rab1
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Post: # 43894Post rab1

nothing wrong with that :D
God loves a tryer
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mickg
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Post: # 43897Post mickg

lol :)
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 43909Post lutonlagerlout

i actually know a bloke from barrhead who did this to his now ex-girlfriend
and when he got home with his kebab he turned on all 4 bars on the fire ,and sprawled out in front of it
cant think why they split up :)
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