Ponder these..........

[Dave_L]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?

[irishpaving]

lol love the post but i really hope your not looking for answers

[Stuarty]

onety one *chuckle* lol

Am sure this was mentioned somewhere else on the forum, where the hell do you find the time to get all these from Dave? ......lazy bugger :p :p

[dig dug dan]

what does an occasional table do the rest of the time?

[henpecked]

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

Quite possibly

:p :p :p

Very good, Dave. Why do camakazi pilots wear helmets anyway??






Hp

[techauthorbob]

I met the worlds only surviving kamikazi pilot recently in Japan - interesting guy, he had 5 successful missions in total.

[dig dug dan]

If a quiz is quizzical, whats a test?

[Stuarty]

testicle? :p