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seanandruby
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Post: # 35005Post seanandruby

now now ace this is a site for hairy a**** groundworkers and builders, thought of you up to no good in that chair never entered my mind. did he fix your tooth after ??? :laugh:
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Post: # 35006Post lutonlagerlout

ace said "second hubby"

ye gods ace ,how many times you been married? :;):

my nan was married 3 times during the war,when i question her on this she simply says "it was wartime,you might be blown up the next day"

strangely enough the new ABs are taking effect,will continue the course and get the lil bleeder pulled next week

plus the df's are alot of fun :)
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Post: # 35013Post acechadwick

I spend a lot of my working life with h.a.groundworkers sean but thank you for your concern. One has to learn to handle that sort of banter with aplomb!

LLL...three times like your Nan. Sadly I cannot use wartime as an excuse but there obviously has been some sort of head trauma and maybe I do have a piece of shrapnel embedded in my frontal cortex....what else could cause those blackouts I suffer every couple of years!!
And I'm glad you are improving although I think a lot has to do with the DF's.
You are probably still in agony you just can't feel it and b. you just don't care!
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Post: # 35038Post Suggers

Hi ace - I've just fallen in love with you - is that ok?
Hubby no.4? :;):
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Post: # 35043Post Suggers

Just in case you're undecided, only fair to show you what I look like....

Image
with toothache.
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Post: # 35044Post seanandruby

.....which one is you? could this be the first brewers love affair?
:)
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Post: # 35047Post acechadwick

Dear Suggers
If you are a practical man with big hands you will do nicely for me.
Husbands so far have been hairdresser, dentist, bloody useless.
None who could fix a thing. How I have yearned for a man to say those magic words
"Stand aside dear, this is man's work"
I would then fall at his feet in a swoon and worship.
Instead of my usual riposte of
"For the love of God, get out of the way and let me do it"

I don't know if have room for your horse though...
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Post: # 35048Post lutonlagerlout

whats the difference between a hairdresser and a bricklayer?

a bricklayer can p**s up his work

my mrs was a hairdresser in a previous life,wont let her touch mine after an unfortunate accident with the clippers
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Post: # 35050Post Dave_L

Why is it most male hairdressers are gay?

(Just an observation)
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Post: # 35057Post lutonlagerlout

believe it or not dave that is not the case,an old hoddie of mine jeff price decided at 30 that he wanted to cut hair,he went through the apprenticeship for toni and guy and did it for about 5 years,sadly the drink got hold of him and last i heard he was in a bad way,but he made the grade
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Post: # 35064Post flowjoe

Hey Dave, why don`t you try drinking in another bar :D
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Post: # 35085Post seanandruby

...bet he's a lounge, or wine bar "man." only teasy weasing you :;):
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Post: # 35087Post Dave_L

seanandruby wrote:...bet he's a lounge, or wine bar "man." only teasy weasing you :;):
Wine bar?? Nah, that's not for me!!!!
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Post: # 35088Post acechadwick

Girls! Girls! You'll be spilling your Lambrinis if you're not careful
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Post: # 35090Post seanandruby

behind every man arguing, there is....... a good woman! :laugh:
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