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seanandruby
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my wife checked the bank statement Thursday and it had a payment to " Lewes criminal " for £30. she went to the bank and had a right go saying " a conman actually calls himself a Lewes criminal and you still pay him?" A few more choice words then she stormed out. she then txt me to tell me. ha, ha. I had to remind her that she had a parking ticket and the Lewes criminal was of course . . . . . . . Lewes criminal courts. One very red face. :laugh: :laugh:
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haha wifey got owned!!! :D
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Post: # 26332Post lutonlagerlout

my missus couldnt find the oil cap in the car
i tried in vain to describe it on the phone and she finally said "theres one like that but its got 710 on top instead of oil?"

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Post: # 26336Post seanandruby

Phoned up a number in the friday ad to buy something and
it was an answer phone message. it cez ( in a thick sounding monotone voice ) " the only one who can take you call is the dog and he is unavailable at the moment" DOH!
i had to do it i went " woof woof bark bark howl grr grr "etc.;
The guy only phoned back and asked " are you being funny i couldnt understand your message". I said " ask your f*****G dog m8." what a twat!! :laugh:
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