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scoffsred
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Post: # 22781Post scoffsred

build it and they will come?

& im bloody brilliant me !!!
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IanMelb
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Post: # 22783Post IanMelb

How about

Flower Power Landscaping
"We really dig gardens"

Inspired by Neil from the Young Ones -

"Do you dig graves?"

"Yeah, they're alright, yeah"
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Rich H
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Post: # 22787Post Rich H

Fantastic!

LLL: There are two in my area. Depends where you are I suppose.
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James.Q
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Post: # 22805Post James.Q

i swear a company in rochdale of asians had on the side of there vans : 'you've had the cowboys, now try the Indians':D
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 22810Post lutonlagerlout

seen that one in london james
patel builders bla bla
made me laugh
LLL
"what,you want paying today??"

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very simple simon
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Post: # 22814Post very simple simon

scoffsred, the answer to all your probs is to become a SOLUTION...

landscaping problem in your area might be news to you, but Scoffsred Landscape solutions has a nice ring to it...S.L.S. all over the vans, I can see it now, dollybird answers phone "Hello, SLS how may I help you?"

now going down the road to "Breakfast solutions" for a bacon butty
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Tony McC
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Post: # 22822Post Tony McC

...and a three letter acronym makes it easier to get a personalised number plate when you make your fortune!

It's an unwritten rule of the trade that, as soon as you have a few quid, you get a personalised number plate to let everyone know they're in the presence of a knob.


Scoffscapes??
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bungo
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Post: # 22827Post bungo

Some tree surgeons in Leicester trade as 'The Tree Amigos' ...Genius
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scoffsred
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Post: # 22829Post scoffsred

Cumbria Landscape Solutions anyone?
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dig dug dan
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Post: # 22830Post dig dug dan

t's an unwritten rule of the trade that, as soon as you have a few quid, you get a personalised number plate to let everyone know they're in the presence of a knob.


errr, that would be me then. cheers tony!
(although its my initials not my company initials)
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"a satisfied customer? we should have them stuffed!"
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scoffsred
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Post: # 22831Post scoffsred

your own initials is worse Dan:p
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 22835Post lutonlagerlout

Tony McC wrote:...and a three letter acronym makes it easier to get a personalised number plate when you make your fortune!

It's an unwritten rule of the trade that, as soon as you have a few quid, you get a personalised number plate to let everyone know they're in the presence of a knob.


Scoffscapes??
LMAO @ DDD and my auld fella
i cant see the point especially like my old man you have one that reads" L75 ABW" or similar
my missus initials are BMW,so of course being the female equivalent of a "knob" she wanted " BMW1" that will be £80,000 please madam
she just wants a new lawn mower now ???
why pay 5K for a plate ,when you can go to the sign shop and get "kevin and sharon" on your sun visor for £25.
My old scud used to have "ride for a ride" on his tarmac lorry,never worked but got a lot of laughs
regards LLL :laugh:
"what,you want paying today??"

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scoffsred
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Post: # 22954Post scoffsred

right come on people i need to nail this asap, out of these ideas can you be good enough to tell me your top 2 or 3

Landscape Solutions

Garden Build Cumbria

Garden Fix Cumbria

Garden Tek Cumbria

or

Gardenfix Solutions

Regards the scoffmeister:D
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very simple simon
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Post: # 22955Post very simple simon

I was only joking about the solutions, scoffmeister

round my way the only "Solutions" are do-as-yer-likeys, if you catch my drift

garden tek cumbria all the way for me

p.s. your name's not george, is it scoffmeister?
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scoffsred
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Post: # 22956Post scoffsred

not it aint ya cheeky git, the soloutions idea was quite good i though vss, garden tek was my very first idea, maybe theres a reason

Cheers Dave
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