The missus gets a surprise at work.

[Suggers]

As I've probably said before, the missus is a local planning & conservation officer. On tuesday she had to make a site visit to terraced cottage in conservation area - they want to install solar panel on the roof. Charming middle-aged lady lets her in, and they have a quick chat about roof lines etc. She then suggests they go thru to the garden for a better understanding of what the surrounding roof layouts are like. Out onto the patio, and she calls out "Clive, Clive, the planning lady's here..." Clive then appears from behind a hedge, stark bollock naked! No attempt at cover -up or embarrassment - the woman then says "Oh I'm so sorry, we always garden naked!"
Priceless......

[seanandruby]

is this just another old cock and ball story? :laugh: takes all kinds a?

[Dave_L]

My god, never suprises me what goes on behind closed doors.............

[seanandruby]

......it wasn't behind closed doors, that's the point davey boy. it was behind the hedge. hope it was a rose bush ???

[andpartington]

if it was a rose he would have had some fun (and a lot of moping up) the next time he had a pee


andy

[flowjoe]

Are you sure that he wasn`t reported to the planning office for having an illegal erection in his back garden

[seanandruby]

......or an inadequate sized down pipe

[IanMelb]

I didn't know that Planning and Conservation included a check to see if the flashing was any good

[Dave_L]

Oh please, remind me to laugh!!!!!!!

[seanandruby]

reminder for dave l...... laugh m8

[Dave_L]

lol...................

[lutonlagerlout]

quality thread,especially from joe
i would add to it, but its a story that would ruin me if it got out
LLL

[seanandruby]

we already know... "little" lager lout :laugh:

[andpartington]

don't you mean... "micro" sean

andy

[Dave_L]

quality thread,especially from joe
i would add to it, but its a story that would ruin me if it got out
LLL

Oh Tone you can't say 'owt now........spill the beans!