For those about to do battle... - ...busiest shopping days ahead

[Tony McC]

I truly hate shopping. With every fibre of my being I detest having to go anywhere near a mall or a supermarket, and it's even worse when Mrs Taz or one of the daughters is involved, because even though we are supposed to be getting some spuds for the tea, we'll end up in a frigging frock shop. Hell, for me, is a shopping mall.

So, the guy that's the subject of this letter I found, is a hero, and I shall be trying out some of his tactics over the next 4 weeks....



Courtesy of thepoke.co.uk

[mickg]

ha ha nice one

[Bob_A]

She should've left him here

[lutonlagerlout]

LMAO 2 good finds
my mrs tries on 3-4 items,then does the same in 7-8 shops then goes back to shop A and the item she wanted is now gone
there is no need for a male to be anywhere near shops with a female
its against the laws of nature
LLL :laugh:

[GB_Groundworks]

thats why they have cinemas now in the big shopping centres......

i liked the hid in the clothing rack saying buy me buy me haha

[rab1]

my mrs is a nightmare, now i just buy papers and read in the car and that's only when we go to m&s for food. food 1/2 hour and her walk round 1-2 hrs.

great find by the way :p

[mickg]

well it just goes to show us fellas are all in the same boat

when i was courting my loved one i can recall being in asda i would walk past say the jam and pick up a different flavour i had not tried for ages and she would put it back saying we have some at home

anyway this particular night the trolley was brimming with food stuff, we had words over something i had picked up so the trolley went west and i walked out leaving her to walk home, about 7 miles, on the way home i called at our friends house and they asked were she was so i told them

My mate ended up going to pick her up as i refused, we had a good laugh about it later that night when we had both calmed down, she has never done it since but i don't go food shopping that often with her

shopping i hate it

[rab1]

i only go for the morrisons breakfast.

[lutonlagerlout]

to walk home, about 7 miles

jeez it was hard in them days, uphill as well i bet,with all the shopping and 2 young kids? :laugh: :laugh:

I have had the row where she gets out of the car and you are driving along at 5 MPH having an argument in the street
not good

went down today with the Antichrist and damiene funny enough to get some food from m and S
suddenly they were gone ,in to HMV where the queue was like luton's dole queue
its madness
LLL

[rab1]

been there. my birthday was the 17th and she wants us to have a shopping day to find me a present..........! my arse. what she really means is that we will walk around the shops for 6hrs and we buy the first dress she liked after i`ve paid for lunch/dinner plus drinks etc.