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Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:18 pm
by bobbi o
A THOUGHTFUL SCOTTISH HUSBAND?


Did you hear about the thoughtful Scotsman who was heading out for a pint at the pub? He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said,

'Margaret - put your hat and coat on lassie..'

she replied, ' Awe Jock that's awfy nice - are you taking me to the pub with you?'



'Nah, Jock replied, I'm switching the central heating aff while I'm oot.'

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:41 pm
by rab1
nothing wrong with that :D

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:30 pm
by mickg
lol :)

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:01 pm
by lutonlagerlout
i actually know a bloke from barrhead who did this to his now ex-girlfriend
and when he got home with his kebab he turned on all 4 bars on the fire ,and sprawled out in front of it
cant think why they split up :)
LLL