Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:08 pm
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?
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