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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:37 am
by seanandruby
As i usually have a lay in on saturdays till at least 6.00 i look forward to this morning ( usually ). The D-IN LAW arrived last night, just after my 2mile walk from the chippie ( got a f****** puncture when i parked up). Soaking wet with soggy chips i was informed at 11.00 oclock that i would have to wake my wife and D-IN L at 6.00 in the morning because ...........There is a sale on at Next and it's a matter of national security they have to attend 
So who has to babysit an otherwise beautiful, well behaved angelic 3 month old baby, ( cue the music from omen )AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! Yes as soon as they walked out the door at silly o'clock it was full on, bottles ,coochie coos, s****y nappies and teething. 
Shush now i've just managed to get the little DARLING to sleep. Had to bribe her with chocolate though, they will never know. Will they? How my poor old bank account is going to suffer. pity, Gaffer, you have'nt got a clickable smilie with tears. zzzzzzz Love her to bits.
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:07 am
by Dave_L
haha superb stuff Sean ~ I can't imagine you with a baby in your arms!
Have fun with those bottles and shi**y nappies!
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:26 am
by lutonlagerlout
historic post m8
its weird i cant bear other people's kids for more that a nanosecond,but with my own daughter,her crap was like frankincense her vomit like myrrh and her screams like a nightingale's song
RE: next,have you signed the official secrets act ,its all a bit hush hush :;):
LLL
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:06 pm
by seanandruby
lutonlagerlout wrote:but with my own daughter,her crap was like frankincense her vomit like myrrh and her screams like a nightingale's song
Pure poetry LLL. Well they arrived back dozens of bags.Things for the baby, my wife D-in-law, son. You've guessed, it nothing for the banker. They were so tired ( bless em ) so had to sit for hours. Maybe get treated later ???
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 1:20 pm
by seanandruby
I'm sure there is a conspiracy with next....just had a flat pack delivered from them that will probably take the rest of the day. No wonder the wife had to pop over to her sisters.
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:03 pm
by lutonlagerlout
their flat pack stuff is really bad Sean, my mrs has bought loads of bathroom cabinets etc and its not the finest
LLL
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:22 pm
by seanandruby
lutonlagerlout wrote:their flat pack stuff is really bad Sean, my mrs has bought loads of bathroom cabinets etc and its not the finest
LLL
Thanks i dare'nt tell er indoors at the moment. the drawings are crap.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:00 am
by GB_Groundworks
i've just done my first week on my own with my little lad (just turned 1), man its hard work especially as he's into everything and running around climbing up stuff. just finding stuff to fill the day is hard. but like you say you love them so much haha.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:47 pm
by IanMelb
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:51 pm
by rab1
our nephew stays over from time to time, bed for 8pm up at first daylight, could live with this but he wants uncle rab up to keep him company. try ed keeping him up late one night in the hope that he would sleep late, not a chance & grumpy as hell to boot.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:20 pm
by Pablo
seanandruby wrote:Thanks i dare'nt tell er indoors at the moment. the drawings are crap.
Drawings are for quitters Sean do it the man way and chuck em in the bin. Just make sure they're still legible for when you have to swallow your pride. :laugh:
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:47 pm
by lutonlagerlout
seanandruby wrote:lutonlagerlout wrote:their flat pack stuff is really bad Sean, my mrs has bought loads of bathroom cabinets etc and its not the finest
LLL
Thanks i dare'nt tell er indoors at the moment. the drawings are crap.
i looked at the drawing,then looked again,then built it as per drawing
then realised there was no way of getting the back panel in,without taking the whole thing to bits again
the drawings are like sudokus
LLL
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:59 pm
by Pablo
Done that myself LLL I was about 2 hours into the build of a large ikea wardrobe. Really not happy.
