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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 6:38 pm
by Ted
What is wrong with having sex in a private room with a consenting bicycle?

It is no difference to having sex with a sock or a sandwich is it?

Should the cleaners not be done for voyeurism?Link

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:13 pm
by Stuarty
Aslong as he wasnt having his way with the bike in public or in view of other folk i cant see why its a criminal offence.

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:23 pm
by Dave_L
The same goes for people who have sex with cars.

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:26 pm
by Stuarty
Although, what a bizarre fetish :x

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:28 pm
by Dave_L
Indeed it is. Look what google image search come up with!

(No it isn't me!!) I've edited the picture to make it safer....

Image

Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:38 pm
by Stuarty
I certainly hope this aint u Dave! lol mind you, if it were you am sure it would be something more along the lines of a roller or a mac laying machine lol

Why you even googled it is another thing i cannot understand mate lol

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:47 am
by matt h
I'm beginning to have my doubts about the sanity of you lot... must have too much time on your hands!:D

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:20 pm
by Rich H
It won't start that way.:p

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:48 pm
by lutonlagerlout
why is he doing that to your motor dave?
he'll never clean the catalytic converter like that
LLL ???

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:12 pm
by Dave_L
lutonlagerlout wrote:why is he doing that to your motor dave?
he'll never clean the catalytic converter like that
LLL ???
It's not my motor!!!!

I just typed "sex with car" into google images!!!!

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:14 pm
by Dave_L
Stuarty wrote:I certainly hope this aint u Dave! lol mind you, if it were you am sure it would be something more along the lines of a roller or a mac laying machine lol

Why you even googled it is another thing i cannot understand mate lol
Certainly isn't me! I'm much better looking and I'm not into wearing womens underwear!!

Nope, I wouldn't fancy shagging a roller, either!!! :p

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:22 pm
by lutonlagerlout
i bet you dream about those big 17.5 komatsus though dave :cool:
LLL

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:34 pm
by Stuarty
Me thinks you left yourself wide open on this thread heh :p

And i hope those arent words of experience Rich !