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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:32 pm
by Suggers
As I've probably said before, the missus is a local planning & conservation officer. On tuesday she had to make a site visit to terraced cottage in conservation area - they want to install solar panel on the roof. Charming middle-aged lady lets her in, and they have a quick chat about roof lines etc. She then suggests they go thru to the garden for a better understanding of what the surrounding roof layouts are like. Out onto the patio, and she calls out "Clive, Clive, the planning lady's here..." Clive then appears from behind a hedge, stark bollock naked! No attempt at cover -up or embarrassment - the woman then says "Oh I'm so sorry, we always garden naked!"
Priceless......
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:11 pm
by seanandruby
is this just another old cock and ball story? :laugh: takes all kinds a?
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:37 pm
by Dave_L
My god, never suprises me what goes on behind closed doors.............
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:27 pm
by seanandruby
......it wasn't behind closed doors, that's the point davey boy. it was behind the hedge. hope it was a rose bush ???
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 5:15 pm
by andpartington
if it was a rose he would have had some fun (and a lot of moping up) the next time he had a pee
andy
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:26 pm
by flowjoe
Are you sure that he wasn`t reported to the planning office for having an illegal erection in his back garden
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:23 pm
by seanandruby
......or an inadequate sized down pipe 
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:01 pm
by IanMelb
I didn't know that Planning and Conservation included a check to see if the flashing was any good
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:30 am
by Dave_L
Oh please, remind me to laugh!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:11 pm
by seanandruby
reminder for dave l...... laugh m8
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 7:31 pm
by Dave_L
lol................... 
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:20 pm
by lutonlagerlout
quality thread,especially from joe
i would add to it, but its a story that would ruin me if it got out
LLL
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:27 pm
by seanandruby
we already know... "little" lager lout :laugh:
Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:51 pm
by andpartington
don't you mean... "micro" sean
andy
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:09 am
by Dave_L
lutonlagerlout wrote:quality thread,especially from joe
i would add to it, but its a story that would ruin me if it got out
LLL
Oh Tone you can't say 'owt now........spill the beans!