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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:58 pm
by seanandruby
went for a meal today in a country pub. had tasty lamb chops and veg really tasty. for pudding " missus goes mad when i call it that. common as muck me" had sticky toffee pudding. when the girl was totting up the bill she came and asked me "what sweet did you have?" without thinking and at the top of my voice i replied " stiffy cocky ..." aaarrrggghh!!! you might know just as i said it their was a mass lull in conversation, the wife craiced up the, old people glared at me and i was looking for the proverbial hole in the ground. :laugh:
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:42 pm
by TarmacLady
While I'm sorry about your mishap, I'm so very, very glad that that sort of stuff happens to other people once ina while....
(but I'm snickering, anyway...)
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:55 am
by Dave_L
Oh superb!
Reminds me when we were in Blackpool on a stag weekend and one of the lads went to a seafood seller in the amusement park and asked for a bag of bearded clams - and she fell for it, she looked and looked and replied, "no, sorry we don't do those"
Oh how we laughed 
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:44 am
by seanandruby
once in a while nothing, it happens to me regular. went to a local fete and my son (12 at the time) asked me to go with him to a stall where they were promoting a newspaper. they were giving a bag of goodies and he said that the two models told him you had to be 16 to get one . "(imagine two dollies with everything in the right places. ??? ) so me "dick head" asked .." how old do you have to be to get one of those bags and paper?" she said sweetly in a voice you would use for a child " you can have one darling. " to my horror when i opened the bag there was a packet of crayons, colouring book some sweeties and a subscription to the childrens page. the little fecker was winding me up. :p the models, my wife, son, and what felt like the whole crowd were pissing thmselves laughing. i must admit so was i. :laugh: :laugh:
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:37 pm
by lutonlagerlout
a "mate" of mine went to a nightclub in queens,N.Y. he was kinda nervous but he wanted a late drink and some female company.
he was the only white man in there,which shouyld have rang some bells
anyway he looks for the biggest meanest looking guy in there asuming he would be a drug dealer/pimp
so he sidles up to this guys and asks can he get any grass and a lady friend
bla bla bla
the geezer is undercover old bill and nick gets arrested for some misdemeanour,not a good move
regards LLL