... thanks, Ian- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
- If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
- If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
- If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to start speaking?
- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
- How is it possible to have a civil war?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
- Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
“Lord - Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference�