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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:03 pm
by simeonronacrete
Sorry, it's strange sense of humour time.

Remember Airplane 2 when the airport passengers were queueing to ask questions at the Information Desk? Well I do, sadly, hence posting it here.

Sorry.

I'll go away now!

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:18 pm
by 84-1094545549
With you being in Essex, I thought it was going to be the one about how to tell when an Essex Gel has had a norgasm....


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She drops her chips! :p

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:39 pm
by danensis
I always wondered where the expression "When the chips are down" came from.

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:31 pm
by TarmacLady
And yet you lot wonder why there aren't more ladies in this business.....:laugh: :D

Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:42 pm
by 84-1094545549
Are you suggesting us men can't "deliver", Amy? :blush:

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 7:46 am
by LandscapeMann
Tony McCormack wrote:Are you suggesting us men can't "deliver", Amy? :blush:


Yes Amy, My vote is for more my ladies. Some the ladies do great detailed creative work, espscially when laying and working bent over on there knes. If there ar any lass avaible in the USA , Come on over Joint ventures are prefered.
I own over 80K of tools and equipent all recent buys in exellent shape
LM

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:16 am
by simeonronacrete
Our newest member of staff is a lady and not your Little Britain type of "I'm a lady".

Donna joined our Technical Support Team this year and she is good for 2 main reasons (stop it!) -

1. she's good at her job
2. she's a woman in a man's industry

Good luck to her!

p.s. how did we get from me faking my orgasm to female employees?

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 11:16 am
by simeonronacrete
...and if it's essex girl jokes you want...

http://www.iwinterbottom.freeserve.co.uk/Jokes/Essex_Girls.htm

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:10 pm
by Tony McC
simeonronacrete wrote:how did we get from me faking my orgasm to female employees?


So: are you now saying there is no connection between your faked norgasms and your female employees? You've never faked it with them? :;):

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 3:45 pm
by simeonronacrete
now now, I can't give away my secrets in public!