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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:46 pm
by michaelthegardener
Tuesday afternoon I slipped cutting a hedge half cut the tip off of my middle finger 6 stitches .....so I cant work for a few days most of my customers have been fine I cant come but a few have been moaning ??? why the hell are people like that not like I frigging wanted to hurt myself :p just wanted to have a little moan really lol
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 7:10 pm
by seanandruby
I would of said put 2 fingers up to customers...but you can't now can you ??? :laugh: :;):
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 8:11 pm
by Forestboy1978
Narcissists - think the world revolves around their *ss h*le
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:22 pm
by digerjones
Try not to work for knobs. I'm lucky just have good customers now.
Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:39 pm
by michaelthegardener
yeah me to usually one was a "sweet" old lady I hardly make any money on I was going to drop her but felt sorry for her don't anymore though 
even the bloke with a half finished hedge offered me a brandy an insisted on paying me
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2017 9:58 pm
by dig dug dan
I now have certain answers to thing customers say
when I tell them I cant come a certain day, they say "thats awkward", I say " not for me it isnt"
When they say " but thats what I want" I say " what you want and what you are going to get are two different things"
or the all time classic "how long is the guarantee?"
" as long as it takes for the cheque to clear":D
Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2017 5:36 pm
by rxbren
or when you see the brake lights at the end of the street :p
will only be off for longer then :p one I actually went in to see because I had some paper work to give her (cant drive so me mum had to take me 