Page 1 of 1

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:37 pm
by Dave_L
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.

Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it."
:D :D :;): :cool: :laugh:

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:30 pm
by lutonlagerlout
jeez thats older than you dave :)
LLL

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:07 pm
by Dave_L
lutonlagerlout wrote:jeez thats older than you dave :)
LLL
The cheek of it.............

I simply don't know how these layabout types stay in all day....ffs I'm bored.

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:20 pm
by lutonlagerlout
tell me about it dave
cleaned out my office ,done all the quotes and now bored stiff
LLL :O

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:00 pm
by Carberry
You could always break out the cement mixer and make a ride

Image

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:53 pm
by flowjoe
Dont know what all the fuss is about with the Horse meat in the burgers, Horse meat is a very good source of Vitamin GG ???

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:13 pm
by Dave_L
A highways agency warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets, sleeping bag, extra clothing, including a scarf, hat, gloves, 24 hour supply of food and drink, de-icer, rock salt, torch, tow rope, petrol can, first aid kit and jump leads. I looked a right twat on the bus this morning.

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:14 pm
by Dave_L
Anyone know someone who does this? I think every site has one...

Image

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:05 am
by Tony McC
If they've no burgers left in Tesco, try the meatballs - my lad reckons they're the dog's bollocks! :p

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:56 pm
by mickg
Tesco are giving double club card points on burgers and petrol starting on Monday the deal is called "only fuel and horses" :)