The Brew Cabin

Posted: **Sat May 19, 2012 8:04 am**

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, Iâ€™ve been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box. We're Leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"

You'll love the answer...

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box .never Lie To A Woman...!!!

Posted: **Sat May 19, 2012 8:20 am**

haha
very good
LLL :laugh:

Posted: **Sat May 19, 2012 7:19 pm**

Very good Sean!!!! - women....they're clever!

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2012 6:49 am**

Subject: FW: Ringgggggggggggggggggg

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg**

**'Hello?'**

**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mummy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**
**Right now...'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute..'**

**A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **

'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause*****

*****Even Longer Pause*****

**Then Daddy says,**

**'Swimming pool? ...........**

**Is this 486-5731?'*

**No, I think you have the wrong number.......

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2012 7:08 am**

haha
ROFL
nice one
LLL

Posted: **Sat May 26, 2012 8:07 am**

lol good one sean

The Brew Cabin

Never lie to a woman