Rip frank carson

[lutonlagerlout]

a very funny man when i was a bit younger
makes you laugh

My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?� I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.�

- There’s a professor who’s crossed a chicken with a spider, he’s now got chickens with 8 legs! I said, ‘What does it taste like?� He said, ‘I don’t know, I haven’t caught any yet.’

- My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' lines of communication. He ate their pigeon.

- I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

- Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are at a Christmas party and each had to bring something to do with Christmas. Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, Scotsman brought a bag of holly and the Irishman brought a pair of knickers. I asked, ‘What’s that got to do with Christmas?’ He said, ‘They’re Carol’s.’

- A fella walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.� The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.� He says: “There’s one in the window.�

Paddy calls a wrong number at 3am. "Is that O'Malley's Bar?," he asks. "No it's not, this is a private residence." "Oh, I must have the wrong number. Sorry to have troubled you," says Paddy. "Ah it's no trouble," says the stranger. "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."

- A man goes into Boots and says: “Have you got custard?� “Do you have a prescription?,� asks the chemist. “No,� he replies, “But I’ve got a photograph of the wife...�

- An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband demanded to know who the other man was.

- A fella walked into hospital and the doctor said: “You’ve got three minutes to live.� The man said: “Can you do something for me?� “Yes,� he said. “I’ll boil you an egg.�

- I rang British Telecom. I said, “I want to report a nuisance caller.� He said: "Not you again.�

- A fella said to the doctor: “What’s the good news?� “You’ve got 24 hours to live.� He says: “What’s the bad news?� And the doc says: “We should have told you yesterday.�


LLL

[mickg]

yeah RIP Frank, a very funny man if you liked his type of sense of humor which I always did

I got the first of many joke text late this morning so I guessed he had passed away

[Pablo]

it was old school comedy at it's best and is totally lost on younger folk now. Local radio today was wall to wall with clips and chat about him was good to listen to it.

[local patios and driveway]

Ive read the custard gag and its lost on me....

[mickg]

Do you have a prescription? = description

No,� he replies, “But I’ve got a photograph of the wife

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speaking of photos its over 18 months since you last posted any of your work LPAD, when are you going to bless us with some more of this high standard of workmanship in and around the Gatwick area ? ???

[local patios and driveway]

I could put some pics up of my current job for you.
Ps still dont get it

[mickg]

must be a southern thing then, no sense of humour

I look forward to returning home tonight and seeing your latest creation

[lutonlagerlout]

certain medications get auto changed on this site
so vee-agra becomes custard
geddit?
LLL

[local patios and driveway]

Ahh vi agra.. Now that makes sense..

[haggistini]

That confused me then ...northern humour must be vague mick . But I love the old jokes R.I.P. frank you was a leg-end!

[mickg]

how do you confuse a Welshman, line 3 shovels on a wall and ask him to take his "PICK"

[mickg]

how do you confuse a Welshman, line 3 shovels on a wall and ask him to take his "PICK"

[haggistini]

I got it the first time !
:laugh:

[dig dug dan]

sergeant to pupil at the army:

" i didn't see you in camouflage class today"
"thanks very much sir!"