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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:21 pm
by seanandruby
as most of you are aware i have been having hag with my pakistani neighbour. He has in the past, let down the tyres on another neighbours car, sabotaged endless stuff, fences, walls etc: he had pulled out my phone line. But now he has overstepped the mark, he has........knocked my snowmans head off :angry: me and the gran'kids spent hours on it. Rip mr frosty we will have our revenge :;):

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:31 pm
by Carberry
Too far..... too far.

I think a giant snow penis on his lawn is in order.

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Maybe write Muhammad and stick a turban on it if you really want to drive him nuts :laugh:

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:40 pm
by seanandruby
lmao :laugh:

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:10 pm
by London Stone Paving
Or you could just give him a slap :;):

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:36 pm
by parishpaver
London Stone Paving wrote:Or you could just give him a slap :;):
If you want it reporting as a racially motivated crime and have your need to describe him as your pakistani neighbour (rather than just your neighbour ) used as evidence by the prosecution.

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:57 pm
by Carberry
parishpaver wrote:
London Stone Paving wrote:Or you could just give him a slap :;):

If you want it reporting as a racially motivated crime and have your need to describe him as your pakistani neighbour (rather than just your neighbour ) used as evidence by the prosecution.
Im friends with a few police officers and they all said the same thing, any time an asian is involved they try and escalate it and say that they were called paki, that it was racially motivated and that it was a hate crime.

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:57 pm
by local patios and driveway
Yep the pakistani bit incriminates you

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:12 pm
by Pablo
Did you follow the footsteps back to his house Sean thats what Kojak would do.:{

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:04 pm
by haggistini
Are you sure it ain't melted?

If he's still fecking about I'd get some CCTV and keep a log of his antics as evidence its the only way nowadays... Also mates with to much manure and a tipper are handy!

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:09 pm
by rab1
What would have Colombo done, that's what you need to think about to prove his (the neighbours) guilt. ???

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:16 pm
by haggistini
Colombo would just keep popping round with his Cuban cigar scratching his head for 2 hours untill he confessed!

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:33 pm
by mickg
just hit him and tell the judge that the neighbour called you a paddy and that's racist too :)

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:03 pm
by Mikey_C
I think you'll find the the term pakistani is descriptive not offence, otherwise we would have known if it was the other english neighbour that had performed this unwarranted and unprovoked physical attack on Mr. S.Nowman :;):

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:28 pm
by London Stone Paving
parishpaver wrote:
London Stone Paving wrote:Or you could just give him a slap :;):

If you want it reporting as a racially motivated crime and have your need to describe him as your pakistani neighbour (rather than just your neighbour ) used as evidence by the prosecution.
The wink was used for a reason PP

Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:54 pm
by GB_Groundworks
putting my moderator hat on, id ask that we keep the tone away from any racism im not suggesting anyone has been racist etc but fr tony's sake lets not even go there. but that is out of order