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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:43 pm
by Hawk
saw some vehicle lettering today on the side of a concrete mixer that read, " no concrete left in this truck overnight "
thought it was quite witty
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:21 pm
by dig dug dan
thats a good one!
i saw a drain lorry that said, "we'll suck, you'll see" and someone on here said they saw a septic tank emptying lorry with " yesterdays meals on wheels"!
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:05 pm
by local patios and driveway
Scaffolding lorry with the usual erection innuendos are common too.
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:27 pm
by Dave_L
"Have a dirty weekend, hire a skip from Taunton Skips"
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:03 am
by lutonlagerlout
patel builders
you have had the cowboys,now try the indians
LLL
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:42 am
by local patios and driveway
Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:25 am
by London Stone Paving
The lorry that empties our sceptic tank at work, "the stool bus"
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:17 am
by techauthorbob
Good job it wasn't a trailer - that would have made it a towed stool...
ps saw this yesterday, no insults intended:
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
“If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:56 am
by GB_Groundworks
seen a few like we're number 1 in number 2's etc but saw this the other day made me giggle
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:27 pm
by henpecked
GB_Groundworks wrote:seen a few like we're number 1 in number 2's etc but saw this the other day made me giggle
I actually lol'ed 
I like 'suc-cess' on a poo wagon.
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:22 pm
by rab1
That is a good one. :laugh:
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:26 pm
by bobbi o
