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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:53 pm
by msh paving
Thats getting a bit heavy giles,not my place to say but i thinck its to quick for that , but if shes very hot and very wild there migh be a good reason ........... 
regards MSH
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:16 pm
by DNgroundworks
Biggest kick in the mouth ive ever head anyway, defo some me time required.......... well me and whichever girl decides to come back to mine after a night out :p
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:30 pm
by mickg
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retire to bed. Both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber.
The man calls over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely."
So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face.
The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?"
The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two have passionate sex and afterwards the woman rolls out. As she returns to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face.
The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "clumsy bitch"
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:15 pm
by GB_Groundworks
done, the joys of letting the world know via face book giles is now single --- watch out girls haha already flirting with a lass, man i'm a sly dog these days
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:54 pm
by lutonlagerlout
she nursed you through your darkest hour
your skin came off like a glove in her gentle hand
she tended to your manly needs
and you dump her on face book!!
giles you have gone up 3 points in my estimation :;):
LLL
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:56 pm
by msh paving
Nice one LLL , straight to the point no messing MSH
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:21 pm
by GB_Groundworks
i didn't dump her on face book haha it was msn hahaha lol, but then you have to change it on there or all the girls think your a cheat lol
haha, she did say but i came to see you in hospital.
Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:27 pm
by msh paving
Another notch on the bedpost, next please..............
MSH
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:15 am
by lutonlagerlout
LLL
Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:57 pm
by DNgroundworks
Giles next..... great init
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:08 am
by GB_Groundworks
haha plus got more time to get the club ship shape haha
http://www.club60music.co.uk/
next.......
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:55 pm
by henpecked
Ive got a facebook freezer if you want it. Put the e-mail of your victim in and their account is frozen till you take it off or they change thier log in mail.
Childish ,I know but fun!
Hp
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:49 pm
by Dave_L
henpecked wrote:Ive got a facebook freezer if you want it. Put the e-mail of your victim in and their account is frozen till you take it off or they change thier log in mail.
Childish ,I know but fun!
Hp
This could be very useful.
How do I put the wife in the freezer without her knowing?