50 shades of chav

[Carberry]

if its taking all night ,you are doing it wrong
schoolboy error :;):
LLL

It was exactly like this:
Dave Allen Beach Sketch

[cookiewales]

It's a cracker :p

[simeonronacrete]

May be off subject, but...


A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. “You know Sister,� the cab driver says, “I hope you aren’t too offended, but I’ve always had this fantasy of getting a B Job from a nun.�

The nun thinks for a moment and says, “I’m not too offended. I just have two conditions. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic.�

“Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic,� the cab driver replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they’re done, the cab driver begins laughing.

“What’s so funny?� the nun asks. The cab driver announces, “I fooled you Sister. The truth is I’m really married and I’m Jewish!�

“That’s okay,� the nun replies, “My name is Bob and I’m on my way to a fancy dress party.�