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Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:02 am
by Tony McC
Alternative free gifts include the "Whack-Off", an invaluable aid to any paving proffesionle. Made from specially selected 100x19mm FSC-certified timber, the patented "Whack-Off" is simply laid over the top of your paving and belted with a lump hammer until each unit is at the perfect level.
Available in a range of attractive shades, including "Creosote Brown", "Tanalised Buff" and the ever popular "CCA Green", you'll be wondering how you ever coped without Whacking-Off!
Special Spring offer: buy the Ultra Whack-Off kit that includes 600mm, 1000mm and 1800mm boards and we'll throw in the special 300mm "Quickie Whack-Off" for nowt!
Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 9:51 am
by patr
Thanks Tony for your prompt reply.
I will have 2 'Piece'o'Piss Paver's' then as that offer is too good to miss.
I have seen the Whack-Off in action at the Reeperbahn Patio Layers Convention where a few strokes laid the slag in the perfect prone position.
One question. Is the 'Quickie Whack-Off' the one endorsed by the Home Secretary's husband and therefore allowable against expenses?
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:53 pm
by Tony McC
Negotiations are at a critical stage, but it would be a real coup to have the Quickie Whack-Off advertised as, "Endorsed by Mr Jacqui Smith".
Incidentally, brilliant comment from Mark Thomas in yesterday's Grauniad: "It is perhaps ironic that the home secretary should seem so hellbent on collecting the nation's DNA while still reeling from the embarrassment of her husband's presumed attempts to spill his at the taxpayer's expense."
Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 8:39 pm
by patr
Excellent news, I cannot wait for the Quickie to come.
I am sure that Richard Timney aka Mr Tacki Smith would be delighted to be involved in any project as he will soon have, amongst other things, a lot of time on his hands.
I hear he has had to relinquish his position as 'Commodore of the Westminster Yacht Club'...... which is a pity as the residents of Redditch were getting used to the flag post in his garden proudly flying the Club insignia, a large capital W directly above an anchor.