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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:20 pm
by michaelthegardener
parishpaver wrote:After reading this book, your women might be randy as hell but while they're going at it they ain't thinking of you...their mind will be on whichever young buck is giving it to some minx in the book.
i fail to see the problem 
:p
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:43 pm
by Mikey_C
parishpaver wrote:After reading this book, your women might be randy as hell but while they're going at it they ain't thinking of you...their mind will be on whichever young buck is giving it to some minx in the book.
its only fair, my wife has no idea who or what I'm thinking about....
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:45 pm
by Mikey_C
parishpaver wrote:My missus is five months pregnant and thats done the trick for her....problem is... if she gets any bigger I'm gonna need Kendal mint cake.
I presume that as mintcake is used by people who climb mountains, and parish has a mountain to climb....
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:59 am
by Carberry
GIrlfriend started reading the book last week, initial report was that it was crap and that a virgin would run for the hills if somebody got them to sign a contract and showing them their room full of dominatrix stuff. Today I got "Starting to see why men want their girlfriends to read this book...... it's good "
After I told her how well the book had sold
"So British women aren't as prudish as they would have people believe. There must be a lot of Ana's out there waiting for their Christian Grey 
"
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:08 pm
by GB_Groundworks
Someone mentioned it's based on the twilight books? All my female mates are reading it and swooning over it, the bits I've read early doors without any kinky stuff where boring and poorly written, maybe some could hack through it and just leave the filth, you know like watching gladiator you skip all the talking bits get straight to the action.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:11 pm
by Carberry
GB_Groundworks wrote:Someone mentioned it's based on the twilight books? All my female mates are reading it and swooning over it, the bits I've read early doors without any kinky stuff where boring and poorly written, maybe some could hack through it and just leave the filth, you know like watching gladiator you skip all the talking bits get straight to the action.
yeah, started as twilight fan fiction and the woman who wrote it looks like a swamp donkey.
can't argue with the results though.
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:09 pm
by flowjoe
Jeez, she belongs in chains
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:30 pm
by dig dug dan
my mate pointed out, that if us men were to read porn, we would be called perverts, but the women do, and its ok?? funny that
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:38 pm
by lutonlagerlout
surprise surprise the missus came back from sainsburys last week and guess what was in the shopping
i read about 35 pages and had to put it down
there is nothing for men in there
complete and utter tosh from heterosexual male outlook
i like books with pictures
LLL 
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:43 pm
by dig dug dan
apparantly they "do it lovingly"!
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:28 pm
by michaelthegardener
my fioncee is reading it now took a while to get going aparently had a quick look and looks like a load of old crap to me :laugh: if only i could write it though
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:06 pm
by lutonlagerlout
Carberry wrote:yeah, started as twilight fan fiction and the woman who wrote it looks like a swamp donkey.
you will be 50 one day stewart :;):
LLL
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:13 pm
by Carberry
lutonlagerlout wrote:Carberry wrote:yeah, started as twilight fan fiction and the woman who wrote it looks like a swamp donkey.
you will be 50 one day stewart :;):
LLL
Might get lucky and age like Sir Sean Connery of the Bahamas
:laugh:
The book has proven to be a double edged blade, didn't get any sleep last night , absolutely exhausted today
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:02 pm
by lutonlagerlout
if its taking all night ,you are doing it wrong
schoolboy error :;):
LLL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:45 am
by michaelthegardener
