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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:07 pm
by GB_Groundworks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_au ... 459669.stm
saying he's surrounded and holding a gun to his own head
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:12 pm
by mickg
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:00 pm
by mickg
best get the last few jokes in before he is captured 
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Funny how times change, years ago if you had a moat round your village you felt safe!!
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Man City have bid £45 million for Raoul Moat. They have no idea who he is they just heard everyone was after him.
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All chippies in northumberland will remain closed so there will be no fishys on the dishys til the moat comes in.!
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Rumors that Rauol Moat is hiding in Newcastles trophy room have been dismissed. In a statement the club chairman said "that's complete nonsense, there's no such place!"
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Before you send me any sick jokes about that murderer in the north east don't bother. It's not even rauolmoatly funny.
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Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:53 pm
by lutonlagerlout
roflmao
LLL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:39 pm
by lutonlagerlout
just when life couldn't get any worse for rauol moat,gazza turns up pissed up claiming to be his mate
talk about kicking a man when he is down
LLL
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:07 am
by mickg
ha ha nice one
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If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise
For there's a ginger on the run
He holds a grudge and has a gun
Today's the day that Moat might blow your brains out.
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police are now desperately searching for raul moat around the newcastle area stopping anyone who is built like a brick ****house with a flat nose, no teeth and covered in tatoos, after 6 days theyve now decided to concentrate on stopping men only......
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Hi, I'm a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North East looking for some fun. My Mr Right should be big, strong and ginger with a fiery temperament and jealous nature as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.
If this sounds like you, contact me at
armedresponseteam @ northumbriapolice.com
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Greggs the Bakers have jumped on the band wagon and are cashing in with their new pastry snack. It's as thick as f***, meaty and has a hint of ginger.
Sausage Raouls are now on sale
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:38 am
by lutonlagerlout
only the brits can laugh at stuff like this :laugh:
in the USA people would be boarding up their houses
LLL
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:59 am
by lutonlagerlout
RIP raoul moat
gazza's chicken has gone cold
LLL
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:16 am
by mickg
ha ha
paint a German helmet black and put a taser in his hand and this siege was not in favour of Mr Moat
especially with this nutter chasing you
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:13 pm
by rab1
glad that he didnt do a micheal ryan, lets face it hes the same without the ak ??? .
what was gazza all about?, please put me in the news. arse
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:27 pm
by mickg
Only in the UK can a mentally unstable footballing hero turn up to the tense armed stand-off of the nation's most wanted man, with a beer and some chicken
gazza turned up last night with some beers, chicken, warm clothing and a fishing rod thinking he was doing everyone a favour trying to help
Paul Gascoigne speaks to metroradionews
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:39 pm
by rab1
in his day he was an amazing player, when ran the length of the park to sink us (scotland). 
now he is just a drunk
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:47 pm
by mickg
he was a fantastic player in his time, but come on rab it does not take much to sink Scotland at football now does it 