Anyone seen mr moat ?

[GB_Groundworks]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/video_and_au ... 459669.stm

saying he's surrounded and holding a gun to his own head

[mickg]

that link did not work Giles but i found this

Man resembling gunman Raoul Moat found by police

[mickg]

best get the last few jokes in before he is captured

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Funny how times change, years ago if you had a moat round your village you felt safe!!

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Man City have bid £45 million for Raoul Moat. They have no idea who he is they just heard everyone was after him.

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All chippies in northumberland will remain closed so there will be no fishys on the dishys til the moat comes in.!

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Rumors that Rauol Moat is hiding in Newcastles trophy room have been dismissed. In a statement the club chairman said "that's complete nonsense, there's no such place!"

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Before you send me any sick jokes about that murderer in the north east don't bother. It's not even rauolmoatly funny.

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[lutonlagerlout]

roflmao
LLL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[lutonlagerlout]

just when life couldn't get any worse for rauol moat,gazza turns up pissed up claiming to be his mate
talk about kicking a man when he is down
LLL

[mickg]

ha ha nice one

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If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise

For there's a ginger on the run
He holds a grudge and has a gun
Today's the day that Moat might blow your brains out.

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police are now desperately searching for raul moat around the newcastle area stopping anyone who is built like a brick ****house with a flat nose, no teeth and covered in tatoos, after 6 days theyve now decided to concentrate on stopping men only......

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Hi, I'm a sexy 19 year old blonde from the North East looking for some fun. My Mr Right should be big, strong and ginger with a fiery temperament and jealous nature as well as enjoying writing long letters and camping.

If this sounds like you, contact me at

armedresponseteam @ northumbriapolice.com

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Greggs the Bakers have jumped on the band wagon and are cashing in with their new pastry snack. It's as thick as f***, meaty and has a hint of ginger.

Sausage Raouls are now on sale

[lutonlagerlout]

only the brits can laugh at stuff like this :laugh:
in the USA people would be boarding up their houses
LLL

[lutonlagerlout]

RIP raoul moat

gazza's chicken has gone cold

LLL

[mickg]

ha ha

paint a German helmet black and put a taser in his hand and this siege was not in favour of Mr Moat

especially with this nutter chasing you

[rab1]

glad that he didnt do a micheal ryan, lets face it hes the same without the ak ??? .

what was gazza all about?, please put me in the news. arse

[mickg]

Only in the UK can a mentally unstable footballing hero turn up to the tense armed stand-off of the nation's most wanted man, with a beer and some chicken

gazza turned up last night with some beers, chicken, warm clothing and a fishing rod thinking he was doing everyone a favour trying to help

Paul Gascoigne speaks to metroradionews

[rab1]

in his day he was an amazing player, when ran the length of the park to sink us (scotland).

now he is just a drunk

[mickg]

he was a fantastic player in his time, but come on rab it does not take much to sink Scotland at football now does it