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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:38 pm
by scoffsred
build it and they will come?
& im bloody brilliant me !!!
Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:30 pm
by IanMelb
How about
Flower Power Landscaping
"We really dig gardens"
Inspired by Neil from the Young Ones -
"Do you dig graves?"
"Yeah, they're alright, yeah"
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:06 am
by Rich H
Fantastic!
LLL: There are two in my area. Depends where you are I suppose.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:12 pm
by James.Q
i swear a company in rochdale of asians had on the side of there vans : 'you've had the cowboys, now try the Indians':D
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:48 pm
by lutonlagerlout
seen that one in london james
patel builders bla bla
made me laugh
LLL
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:34 am
by very simple simon
scoffsred, the answer to all your probs is to become a SOLUTION...
landscaping problem in your area might be news to you, but Scoffsred Landscape solutions has a nice ring to it...S.L.S. all over the vans, I can see it now, dollybird answers phone "Hello, SLS how may I help you?"
now going down the road to "Breakfast solutions" for a bacon butty
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:57 pm
by Tony McC
...and a three letter acronym makes it easier to get a personalised number plate when you make your fortune!
It's an unwritten rule of the trade that, as soon as you have a few quid, you get a personalised number plate to let everyone know they're in the presence of a knob.
Scoffscapes??
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:15 pm
by bungo
Some tree surgeons in Leicester trade as 'The Tree Amigos' ...Genius
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:42 pm
by scoffsred
Cumbria Landscape Solutions anyone?
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:42 pm
by dig dug dan
t's an unwritten rule of the trade that, as soon as you have a few quid, you get a personalised number plate to let everyone know they're in the presence of a knob.
errr, that would be me then. cheers tony!
(although its my initials not my company initials)
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:51 pm
by scoffsred
your own initials is worse Dan:p
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:18 pm
by lutonlagerlout
Tony McC wrote:...and a three letter acronym makes it easier to get a personalised number plate when you make your fortune!
It's an unwritten rule of the trade that, as soon as you have a few quid, you get a personalised number plate to let everyone know they're in the presence of a knob.
Scoffscapes??
LMAO @ DDD and my auld fella
i cant see the point especially like my old man you have one that reads" L75 ABW" or similar
my missus initials are BMW,so of course being the female equivalent of a "knob" she wanted " BMW1" that will be £80,000 please madam
she just wants a new lawn mower now ???
why pay 5K for a plate ,when you can go to the sign shop and get "kevin and sharon" on your sun visor for £25.
My old scud used to have "ride for a ride" on his tarmac lorry,never worked but got a lot of laughs
regards LLL :laugh:
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:55 pm
by scoffsred
right come on people i need to nail this asap, out of these ideas can you be good enough to tell me your top 2 or 3
Landscape Solutions
Garden Build Cumbria
Garden Fix Cumbria
Garden Tek Cumbria
or
Gardenfix Solutions
Regards the scoffmeister:D
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:09 pm
by very simple simon
I was only joking about the solutions, scoffmeister
round my way the only "Solutions" are do-as-yer-likeys, if you catch my drift
garden tek cumbria all the way for me
p.s. your name's not george, is it scoffmeister?
Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:19 pm
by scoffsred
not it aint ya cheeky git, the soloutions idea was quite good i though vss, garden tek was my very first idea, maybe theres a reason
Cheers Dave
