Page 2 of 2
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 8:53 pm
by digerjones
lutonlagerlout wrote:why do i call it arris fencing? LOL
think arris is when 2 sides of a timber meet, taking the arris off. or i have heard it wrong and its harris or its all ollocks. :p
buy a camper van, toilet, office, drying room.
Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:15 pm
by pickwell paving
School job we did the other year was very tight for room so no where to put a welfare unit which h and s weren't very keen on, in the end they made us have a lockable box like a van vault type thing to keep all the drawings and paperwork in which got so damp you could hardly read them! Then they made us put herras fencing all round the porta loo and cover the fencing in visqueen in case anybody walked out with there gentleman sausage out like you do! :rock: All that to work at a school yet no crb checks on anyone??
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:16 pm
by DNgroundworks
lol i used to call arris fencing aswell ha ha
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:24 pm
by Dave_L
"Gentleman Sausage" hanging out LOL
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:27 pm
by Dave_L
GB_Groundworks wrote:we bought our own porta loo for ease and get it on a weekly clean and suck out from a company
Weekly suck out Giles??? Sheesh you boys must lay some cable/drink some serious beerage to have it on a weekly suck!!!!
Most turdis' I've had the pleasure of are on a 2/3 weekly cleanse
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:34 pm
by haggistini
we used to tell a forman that there are needles left in the toilet from junkies he'd run in there tamping only to find a log or three stacked up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:49 pm
by lutonlagerlout
christ haggi,you welsh lads know how to party :;):
LLL
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:09 pm
by haggistini
1 foreman we used to work with wouldnt shit for at least 7 or 8 days at a time due to stress? but when he did it was fecking huge almost plaited and made us all have a look at it about 3" in diameter and about 12" long :0
still havent had the drawings yet for the raft so ill keep talking shite.
Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:59 pm
by lutonlagerlout
no wonder sheep are nervous in south wales
:laugh:
LLL
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:28 pm
by rab1
Wales= Where men are men and sheep are scared. 
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:02 pm
by haggistini
Wales= Where men are men and sheep are quite cute...
:;):
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:11 pm
by rab1
LOL :p
Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:42 pm
by flowjoe
lutonlagerlout wrote:anyway we have submitted our risk assessment and HS plan
but have now been told we must have an office,drying room ,and toilet on site
Did a hi-security hospital this week, paper work flying back and to for a couple of weeks prior including police checks and submitting a full list of every item in the van, and i mean every item you couldn't just put socket set or box of bloody tap connectors.
Day before we went they came back and asked how we were going to lift manholes without manual lifting (thought he played for Madrid) and what welfare facilities we had in place.
Got on site for 9.00am, got in the site after paperwork at 11.45, started work at 12.45 due to other hold ups, finished job at 2.00pm. Invoicing for two full days due to bloody paperwork, stripping van down and itemising etc........
So in affect they wanted us to provide welfare facilities for 2 hours on site ?