Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:53 pm
I tried 'educating' the resident cats here at Borlochs Hall by providing them with an area of grit sand, which was then filled with deposits from every other bleeding cat in the village while the two resident miscreants continued using my newly planted beds, gravel covered pots, window-mounted flower boxes and any other location they thought would hasten my demise by raising the blood pressure to dangerous levels.