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seanandruby
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Post: # 77089Post seanandruby

haggistini wrote:And some stunners .....honest!
Having seen how you wine and dine them, i expect Cookie was one of your stunners :;): ??? :laugh:
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rab1
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Post: # 77092Post rab1

the walk of shame ???
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 77095Post lutonlagerlout

seanandruby wrote:
haggistini wrote:And some stunners .....honest!

Having seen how you wine and dine them, i expect Cookie was one of your stunners :;): ??? :laugh:
any port in a storm :;):
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Post: # 77096Post haggistini

Any hole's a goal ! :D
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parishpaver
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Post: # 77098Post parishpaver

A bash at any gash.......

I'll get me coat :laugh:

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Post: # 77112Post Pablo

haggi the other way of looking at is that these women you mention need a few pints on board to find you attractive. You could be described as a half pint 10 pinter in a nice way of course. ;-)
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DNgroundworks
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Post: # 77113Post DNgroundworks

Lol Haggi, that was funny, im gonna use that - "id rather gnaw my arm off than get with that" haha

Carberry
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Post: # 77118Post Carberry

DNgroundworks wrote:Lol Haggi, that was funny, im gonna use that - "id rather gnaw my arm off than get with that" haha



coyote ugly:

adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.

Carberry
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Post: # 77190Post Carberry

This case has really irritated me.

She was sober enough to consent to sex with the first footballer but not the second? Despite her sobriety level not changing in that short period of time?
If her drink was spiked surely it should be his friend going to jail and not him?




How were they supposed to know if she is too drunk to consent? Do we have to breathalyse women before sleeping with them now? Should we be filming them giving consent? Filming having sex with them? Get them to sign a contract?
Can 2 drunk people rape each other?


The 'victim' has apparently been on twitter talking about her big pay day coming.

DNgroundworks
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Post: # 77197Post DNgroundworks

I have a friend who has just been released from prison after supposedly raping a girl, he met her in town one night and got to it down a back alley lol, halfway through having sex she starting screaming her head off, not in pleasure for no apparent reason at all, my mate was like "wtf are you doing" next minute two people came out a house and grabbed him.......

Anyways this was around 8 months ago, there has been uproar since he was convicted but was released years early for some reason?


Another bloke from the local town was accused, he lost everything, job, house, friends and he was innocent.

Alot of these cases are drunken mistakes and the notion of a £££ is attractive to girl.

Tommy
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Post: # 77204Post Tommy

The footballers had nothing to do with spiking her drinks. They met her at a kebab house.

I've been following the case with interest as a Vale fan, and noticed at how inconsistent the prosecution story was.

I missed the verdict as I was on holiday, but wasn't that surprised that Clayton McDonald was released without charge. I was surprised when I heard that Evans had been convicted, it does seem strange.


In the light of the Giggs fiasco, the snooker twitter rows, and now the Sheff Utd boy being suspended amid naming the victim, Surely every professional sportsman should have a clause in their contracts regarding the misuse of social media and the like

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