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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 9:01 am
by lutonlagerlout
you were right sean
mrs lout did want summat after all
I got a card off her with this little ditty inside
I thought she had gone soft till i got to the last line
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I gave her £500 a £200 fortnum and mason hamper,perfume and a theatre break in london
santa has his work cut out RE: the poem :laugh:
cheers LLL

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 11:31 am
by Carberry
lutonlagerlout wrote:you were right sean
mrs lout did want summat after all
I got a card off her with this little ditty inside
I thought she had gone soft till i got to the last line
Image
I gave her £500 a £200 fortnum and mason hamper,perfume and a theatre break in london
santa has his work cut out RE: the poem :laugh:
cheers LLL
I suggest you go buy one of these. That will put her in her place :p

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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:30 pm
by seanandruby
sounds like she has a 5' something cock already...... :;): :laugh:
Only joking lll. Hope she gets what she want's, maybe try Ann Summers.

Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 5:47 pm
by henpecked
Santa give you a 12" cock, you'd better grease up,boy,sounds painful

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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 9:58 pm
by dig dug dan
i brought my wife a 3d version of the kindle.
Its called a book :D