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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:07 am
by seanandruby
Are we seeing LLL's altar ego coming out? Maybe you could write a poem set around your pictures and set it to music. Tate gallery next year m8 :;):
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:39 am
by flowjoe
I can see it now, Tony Harts gallery on `Vision On`with this music playing in the background LLL Arse Music
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:59 am
by mickg
There was a man from Luton who was a lager lout
and every time it snowed he was seen prancing about
he thought it would be funny to be outside looking sparse
but little did he know he was flashing his builders arse
he suffered from cabin fever and could not sit down for long
lets hope next time he does not just wear a thong
as all the ladies will be shivering with fright and fear
hoping they don't get a glimpse of his shriveled up gear
Merry Christmas Luton and all the best for the new year
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:34 pm
by mickg
haha thank you, i have not done one for years, the one below was wrote about 10 years ago when the owner of a local plant hire company was always changing the rules with his prices after we had verbally agreed them, and he drove a shogun hence the link to big jeep as he hated it being called a jeep and there was a saying back then "stop spitting your dummy out" as we would have very heated debates on the phone over prices, deliveries off hires etc
anyway here it is..............
My name is paul and a drive a big jeep
i made a mistake and i feel i could weep
we agreed a price for a dumper and digger
but when the bill came i had made it bigger
i got a reply saying i'm not paying that
cos i think your a thieving t**t
if i had my time again i would certainly think twice
never do it again and always be nice
and now its come on top its just not funny
f*****g hell carl wheres me dummy
I took it into his office he read it and we was both rolling about laughing, since then we have got on great
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:03 pm
by Injured
Brilliant!!!
Can just see him running round to that music. lmao
Beware women of Luton.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:11 pm
by GB_Groundworks
round are way still got 6 to 8 inches of snow, took the old girl out for a play today so much better off road than my navara haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVycV4P-buQ
found this at the back of the barn as well
first proper chance to use it in a few years
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:38 pm
by lutonlagerlout
and yet more snow
when will it end?
LLL
Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:32 pm
by rab1
After the past 2 weeks we`ve had nothing.
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:11 am
by michaelthegardener
the road this morning
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:19 pm
by haggistini
snow joke .....(sorry)!
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:26 pm
by michaelthegardener
this was it yesterday mornin
someones just slowly come in the top of the road sideways ! im going to see me girlfriend later think ill walk its only about a mile think ill get down to the main road ok in the van but not back up again
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:04 pm
by Tony McC
My grand-daughter helping me deliver Christmas cards to neighbours this morning....
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:01 pm
by lutonlagerlout
i bought miss lout a sledge friday,£15 for a piece of plastic with a 900mm long bit of rope
thats 5 pints of guiness!!!
LLL :;):
Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:52 pm
by seanandruby
Nice picture boss. I'm just waiting for my youngest g'daughter to arrive to help me build a snowman. LLL next time you have 5 pints of the black stuff, think, bloody hell i could of got mini lout a sledge for the price of that :;):