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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 97207Post lutonlagerlout

driving home from work yesterday and I noticed a neighbour had a lot of timber battens laid out on his driveway,on top of the existing crazy paving

"hmm" I thought
"I wonder what he is up to?"

can you guess what he was doing today?

answers on a postcard please

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KLS
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Post: # 97209Post KLS

Decking his driveway?
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 97215Post lutonlagerlout

no
next!
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Post: # 97217Post mickg

making his own fence panels ?
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Post: # 97224Post higgness

He is the reincarnation of Noah, he is building the ark

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Post: # 97227Post Forestboy1978

He is making up weak form work to pour concrete over the crazy paving?

lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 97230Post lutonlagerlout

he screeded sand straight on top of the crazy paving then started laying tegulas
my eyes nearly popped out
now as mick knows i live on the top of a steep hill
this loon lives halfway down at the steepest bit
his drive is about a 1:5 gradient
how he is going to stop it all washing away who knows?

eejit!
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Post: # 97231Post mickg

A few years ago i quoted to remove 90m2 of a concrete driveway and to replace with block paving, the homeowner did the work himself and block paved on top of tbe concrete then formed a 150mm ramp down to the pavement - its still there to this day
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