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henpecked
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Post: # 86002Post henpecked

Carberry wrote:Hairdresser maybe?

Seems most of Edinburgh is hair dressers and charity shops
I hear sideburn trimming is all the rage.





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rimexboy
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Post: # 86003Post rimexboy

the shops that are doing well atm are money shops cash converters and shops that stay open 24 7
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bodgeitandscarper
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Post: # 86007Post bodgeitandscarper

I know it's been done before, but open your own Greasy spoon! And call it the brew cabin! Free breakfasts for all brewcabin members. Paving samples as place mats! And block paved table tops!





Maybe to much to ask but a topless waitress would be good too!
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Dave_L
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Post: # 86008Post Dave_L

Turn it into a Polish (as in Poles) shop, you'll be onto a winner.
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Kuts
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Post: # 86011Post Kuts

offer X month free rent? if the shop does any good they will keep it.
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Post: # 86012Post lutonlagerlout

luton is full of polish.russian,hairdressers,cafes etc and most of them are bust
bookies are the only places doing well
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haggistini
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Post: # 86015Post haggistini

Can you split it in to two smaller shops?
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rimexboy
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Post: # 86018Post rimexboy

im up early.... as i woke up with this thought ...

turn it into a temple
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seanandruby
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Post: # 86020Post seanandruby

....Go back to sleep that's even worse than my idea. Turn it into a night centre for the day centre bods' :laugh:
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London Stone Paving
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Post: # 86028Post London Stone Paving

How about a knocking shop? :laugh: :laugh:
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ilovesettsonmondays
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Post: # 86029Post ilovesettsonmondays

Lsp good idea . Good money . How about turning it in it to a deportation centre . You might end up owning the whole row of shops:laugh:
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Simsy
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Post: # 86032Post Simsy

Regarding the software...

Carberry mentioned OpenOffice...
Generally speaking I agree. I used it myself for years, in preference to MS WORD. It's good, but when it was taken over by Oracle most of the developers had some sort of issue with them and branched out to form the OpenDocumentFoundation...

the result is a new Office suite, "LibreOffice".

For all practical purposes it's the same as OpenOffice... but the development is continuing.

In my experience it's the best by a mile for compatibility with Microsoft Office. It's the only onefor example, (as far as I know), that can cope with Office Macros at all.

http://www.libreoffice.org/

Good luck,

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Simsy
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rimexboy
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Post: # 86037Post rimexboy

rice and peas shop.... :D

letter box company....

knock the other shop down on one side and sell it as a corner shop


or how about an elvis lives in luton shop!!!!
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London Stone Paving
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Post: # 86038Post London Stone Paving

What about a porn brokers ???
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ilovesettsonmondays
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Post: # 86039Post ilovesettsonmondays

Halal butchers :;):
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