Photographer waits 2 years for perfect photo

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Carberry
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Post: # 80254Post Carberry

Need to find a photographer to do that for my webpage :D

Any tips for finding a decent one who won't just beat off to my photos and sell them to some gayporn site? :laugh:

sussex
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Post: # 80258Post sussex

dont use the one that waited two years for one pic you'l be bloody retired time he gets your webpage sorted ! take a chance with the iron's .....

seanandruby
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Post: # 80269Post seanandruby

GB_Groundworks wrote:great photo, wish i had the time and lived on an island like that, but who'd be keeping the hs executive in business though hehe

sean what qualities would they be? post some of your pics up?

im more into this kind of photography, my ex vicki was back last night for another shoot heres 1 of 600

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your good at that giles. Not photography, i mean air brushing. Don't believe in posting photo's of my family on line for all the warped people to gawk at. And all my other work gets snapped up by publishers, advertisers etc: :;): :)
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Post: # 80282Post GB_Groundworks

ah yeah saw some of yours in that publication "bitter grumpy old man"
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Post: # 80283Post flowjoe

HANDBAGS :laugh:
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Post: # 80292Post lutonlagerlout

shes a bit on the slim side for me giles :;):
not keen on 6 packs on women
excellent photography
LLL :)
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seanandruby
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Post: # 80302Post seanandruby

GB_Groundworks wrote:ah yeah saw some of yours in that publication "bitter grumpy old man"
oh yeh, i forgot you are the editor for it. Do you still subscribe to gay mag only haven't seen your number this week for men dating men :;): :O
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Post: # 80307Post mickg

ooohhh....(Giles takes a step back and lifts handbag under chin with both hands) :D
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Post: # 80311Post seanandruby

:laugh:
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Post: # 80324Post rab1

mick, that made me laugh mate. :p
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Post: # 80343Post GB_Groundworks

i cant carry a handbag i havent completed the relevant risk assessment for the weight or been inducted or got it on my cpcs card or had the tool box talk....

thanks tony obviously gay that being my ex she looks like a right bloke!
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lutonlagerlout
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Post: # 80351Post lutonlagerlout

when you are older you will know what i mean giles
am i missing something here or is it time for giles and carberry to have some kind of big photoshoot?
and stewart if you want any kind of naked pictures of yourself on the net then gay men will be perusing them
less is more sometimes
maybe use props /uniforms
lot of women like uniforms
LLL
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Carberry
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Post: # 80409Post Carberry

lutonlagerlout wrote:when you are older you will know what i mean giles
am i missing something here or is it time for giles and carberry to have some kind of big photoshoot?
and stewart if you want any kind of naked pictures of yourself on the net then gay men will be perusing them
less is more sometimes
maybe use props /uniforms
lot of women like uniforms
LLL
Would be all artistic stuff rather than pornographic :laugh:
Hadn't thought of the uniform thing, would probably go for kilt and or suit photos though. The women that go to the classes think strippers are sleazy, they want something still a bit naughty and fun though.

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Post: # 80878Post simeonronacrete

Not the perfect picture, but we all like a good duck every now and then... (actually it's a goose).

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Post: # 80898Post lutonlagerlout

actually its a canada goose
which brings me onto my childhood
for years i thought all my clothes were from Canada
at about 15 i realised that they were from C and A
doh!
LLL :;):
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