WHO IS JACK SCHITT?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the ne wspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Who is jack schitt
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Jack schitt? How about fanny schmeller?
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lutonlagerlout wrote:if my grandad had not anglicised my surname i would have been born
tony schmerler
wasnt that a result?
the brickie i work with surname is junke
imagine the combinations?
the red barons
the flying krauts etc etc
ad nauseum
LLL :laugh:
Ha, in my yoof in the early eighties i had a blonde flat top which sadly was about all i had in common with Dolf Lungdren, i was therefore known as `The Kraut` to the three plasterers i mixed for
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the german section of EADS (the avionics/aviation company) I used to have dealings with, had a top boss called Gunter Craft, his german colleagues called him (without laughing) Heir. Craft first time I heard one of them say it over the phone I nearly lost a rib.
should everyone else not find this funny I would like to point out, engineers are a special bread and i HAVE ALREADY HAD TO MUCH TO DRINK THAN IS GOOD FOR ME. excuse caps can't be arse'd to go back and change them.
should everyone else not find this funny I would like to point out, engineers are a special bread and i HAVE ALREADY HAD TO MUCH TO DRINK THAN IS GOOD FOR ME. excuse caps can't be arse'd to go back and change them.
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i admire you mikey it takes me till at least 11.30 to have too much to drink :O
my favourite one in luton(lot of aircraft technicians work here)
mickey !"£$%^& put a note in (an airlines ) tea room
"who has nicked my effing mag light?"
sadly a boeing 737 had to do a 600 mile detour as someones mag light was stuck in its Aileron
needless to say a missing torch was the least of mickeys troubles
LLL
I have worked with engineering types mikey and the craic is still there, its just different to builders craic
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my favourite one in luton(lot of aircraft technicians work here)
mickey !"£$%^& put a note in (an airlines ) tea room
"who has nicked my effing mag light?"
sadly a boeing 737 had to do a 600 mile detour as someones mag light was stuck in its Aileron
needless to say a missing torch was the least of mickeys troubles
LLL
I have worked with engineering types mikey and the craic is still there, its just different to builders craic
LLL :laugh:
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I opted for a keith floyd style of cooking, which also meant I was drinking on empty stomach, I can't/don't drink much anyway!lutonlagerlout wrote:i admire you mikey it takes me till at least 11.30 to have too much to drink :O
according to most pilots a torch is described as a cylindrical object for holding dead batteries.
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We are originally from manchester, if their name is spelt with double t on the end then yes we are related, but not immediate family.
A little bit of useless info for you all, my great, great, whatever grandad knew Henry Ford and we exported model T Fords in kit form all over the world.....fancy that eh? Gone from super rich to super skint.......clogs to clogs and all that.
A little bit of useless info for you all, my great, great, whatever grandad knew Henry Ford and we exported model T Fords in kit form all over the world.....fancy that eh? Gone from super rich to super skint.......clogs to clogs and all that.